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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (Sept. 15, 2016) - Ridiculously low amounts of GG to be won! rss

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"Oculus Thrift"
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Ever since the war in the Pacific turned against them, the Japanese had been toying with the idea of manned torpedoes. The implementation of that concept, however, still required some work.
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Darling, where are you? I have a surprise for you! blush
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Had the first Dalek design been accepted it's unlikely they would have become so iconic.
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From the archives of The Johnson and Smith Novelty Company:

Prototype 3390-223: Costume Mask for Educational Film Character Tampon Tina

Product Notes: The all-male development department intentionally sabotaged this project whose idea was first introduced by a VP's wife. The designers made the costume intentionally large and cumbersome to discourage the accountants, and any potential wearer.

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There is a reason that nobody ever reads of the heroic battles fought by the Romanian Knights of the Oblong Helmets.

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"Strangely enough, the two man version worked no better".
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Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.
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Be warned: this is an x-rated caption.
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Jenkins, who had no prior experience with our giant alien overlords, was nervous about his first go as the human double-headed dildo.
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Recently declassified CIA photos showing the KGB's experimental 'Russian Head Trap'. The secret cold war weapon was mothballed because the KGB couldn't get a steady supply of Snickers Bars to use as bait.
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'You're right, Jenkins; something smells pretty funky in here.'
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Sorry, Jim, the rules clearly state that you stack the missile below the soldier, not above. We're going to have to eliminate your soldier due to a stacking rule violation.

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Ok, these are officially THE MOST cumbersome Line-of-Sight rules ever!
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Waiting for Mrs. Godot.
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The Predator drone prototype had a lot of kinks to work out... including trying to remove the "man" part to make it unmanned.
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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Octavian's first physical PVC mockup of BGG's News forum chamber.

"It is fact, not opinion...opinion...pinion...pinion"
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Marko..... Polo....
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Agent 86! I pleased to announce a tripling of agency productivity since the introduction of this model of the cone of silence.
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Fred was suave, good-looking, and free with money, but for some reason when he invited girls back to his apartment to show them his inventions things always fell apart.
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Exhibit #12 in "The Hazards of Urinal Inspection" handbook.
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"Did you too learn that secret from the river: that there is no time?"
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When Jenkins decided to remodel his kitchen, he didn't expect to stumble upon the Best Halloween Costume EVER.
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The combat rules are totally broken! I rolled a critical hit with the missile and nailed the guy in the head--but he's still standing!

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quinonoid wrote:





H.R. Giger's Alien prototype was not well-received at first...


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Hans misunderstood the concept of YouTube.

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