Being a Geek is a sure sign of a sound mind, cause it means you think that life as it is is dull and should be more interesting. Which it is.
And with that, you reveal a new spoiler. Tell me you have a new spoiler! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO??!!
Only he who had dwelled the strangest nooks and crannies of the spires of R'lyeh and Kadath knows real torment.
You should know that.
Well some say a cenobite monk does the trick too but these are infidels that should be horribly mutilated by shoggoths... :D