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GUY IN FRONT: "Is it just me, or does the Russian steppe just seem to go on forever and ever?"
GUY IN BACK: "Shut up and pedal faster!"
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The Austro-Hungarian army's approach to training its Tandem Bicycle regiment was innovative, and dispensed with the problem of its recruits cycling away and deserting.
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Devoted Follower of the Most Holy Church of the Evil Bob. Possessed and down the road to become chaotic, evil & naughty. All hail the Evil Bob and his Stargate.
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Before the invention of the wheel, cycling was somewhat futile ... meeple
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quinonoid wrote:


Hungarian Power Plant
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I told you we should not have eaten those hamsters.
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List of problems with the invisible tank:

1) The crew are still visible.
2) The propulsion system leaves something to be desired.

But otherwise everything fine. When can you deliver 2000 of them?
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When it is your turn to send a VASSAL move, the wait is excruciating. When it's my turn, well, I've been busy.
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I love it when Fritz runs spin class.
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Jeff Saxton
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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"Would you quit humming Miss Gulch's theme from 'The Wizard of Oz', Fritzie!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kiXh8YOzk
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A certain army during WWI was criticized by its allies and ridiculed by its enemies for its muddled priorities: even in a retreat, a massive coffee grinder is powered by two privates in a field cleared for a soccer match.
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If you say "and to your right, the lovely city of Krakow", once more, I will kill you.
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quinonoid wrote:


Mechanised ploughing was still in its infancy in 1915.


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Clive Cleland
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"Work on state-of-the-art, automatic fail-over, redundant power generation," they said.
"Chance of a lifetime training on cutting-edge technology," they told me.
"But I don't ever recall signing up for this!"
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As it had been in so many commands before, and others to come later, the rapid cable deployment section of the Signal Corps was forced to go to war with only their training equipment.
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The Dynamic Duo
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Jeff Saxton
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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WBRP wrote:
The DynamO Duo


FTFY
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And for when the electric telephone system failed, they still had their shoulder mounted "two cans and a string" communication system in place.
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"Are Vee der yet?"

"Don't make me turn this half-bike around, Hans!"

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quinonoid wrote:

"copper tops"
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quinonoid wrote:


Tuck your pant leg into your boot, it helps.
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Tuck your pant leg into your boot, it helps.

Getting it stuck and unstuck is how the rig generates alternating current. Feature, not a bug.
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Learning of the frightful sound made by approaching Japanese bicycle infantry at the Battle of Singapore, the commander insisted on taking the burst-tyre technique to the next level.
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- Herr Obergefreiter?
- Ja, Schütze Müller?
- Do you think it will be long before we are ready for training wheels?
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not a very good pic for a caption contest....
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Operation Swords to Plowshares failed due to the lowest bid.
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