Because I am on a roll - and who doesn't love cats?
Cats of Ulthar
"For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see... The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten."
- H. P. Lovecraft, "The Cats of Ulthar"
Pay 2 Doom to obtain this loyalty card, then place one Cat of Ulthar at your Controlled Gate.
Ability: No Man May Kill a Cat
Any Kill Result applied to a Cat of Ulthar becomes a Pain, unless there are more Kill Results than you have Units to take them. In that case your Cats die as normal.
"... for in Ulthar, according to an ancient and significant law, no man may kill a cat."
- H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath