Jeff Sessions from Alabama, who has one suit for day attire and one Klan robe for nightly cross burnings, doesn't think that unwarranted pussy grabbing constitutes sexual assault.
He also doesn't consider lynching a crime, but more of tree decoration.
Dear GOP... this fucker is the poster boy for your failed Southern Bloc that will burn your house to the ground, before changing. Most of the good ones in your party are already purged, so enjoy the smoke, before the asphyxiation.
~"SHEET Gnome of Alabama!"