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This should be fun. Let's have a go at this.

That pearl was a Big League pearl. It's a shame Obamacare prevented that man from getting the proper medical care for his son, so he had to sell the pearl. Everyone's going to find pearls when I'm president. We've got many great things planned for the pearl divers.

You know why those 12 men were angry? I'll tell you why. Let me tell you why. It's because of what Hillary and Obama have done to our court system. I'll make the courts great again. We're gonna do many big league things for courts, believe me. Like A/C in all of them.
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I'm going to extremely vet all the albinos, Hilary and Obama can't even use the words 'radical Christian albinos'.
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I would have 500 tremendous shades of grey, I'm telling you. Saw the movie (I would have bigly better sex tapes). Definitely a 4. Billionaire has good relationship but low energy standards. Sad!
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I like the "good book" it is for the most part "good' Except the part about camels and needles, that was lame. Bigly lame.
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3 #CrookedHillary clones (worst nightmare) talk confusing rhyming words, there's a guy who wants to be king of Scotland, but system is #RIGGED. Even forest (media) hates legitimate polls!
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Las Vegas is tremendous but facing terrible drug epidemic thanks to failed Obama policies. Crime, rape, bats, vomit everywhere. Sad! Much better experience at Trump hotel/casino, just off Strip (check for rates).
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Look, there were a lot of catches, right, but this was the biggest, hugest catch, ok? You know what they say, 22nd time is a charm.
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We're animals pure and simple. Real animals, but some animals are less animals than other animals and I'm one of those animals, OK.
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That Sauron says he's the Dark Lord, but can't stop stumpy little terrorists coming in and destroying his favorite jewelry. Soft on immigration. Very sad. Not good at being a Dark Lord at all. Not me. I'll build a wall around Mordor, and I'll make Gondor pay for it.

And the Two Towers - which towers is it? None of them as classy as Trump Towers though. That Witch King, he's worked for Sauron a long time, but Minas Morgul is a very bad hotel. Very unhappy guests.

That Galadriel, she may dress real young and pretend to look tremendous, but you know she's really 2,000 years old and it's all surgery. She's a six, maybe seven at best.
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Unlike Obama Vader is a real leader. Half dead he has more stamina than Hilary. So much more energy than Hilary #vadernevernaps
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I bigly enjoyed timeless love story of vampires. Werewolf refugees clearly ISIS Skittles. Would date Bella. Edward looks like Don Jr! #TeamEdward
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His father had dreams of failed presidency. Very, very terrible for country today. No birth certificate! Would have stopped Obama dad at border, no Obama, no 8 years #MAGA
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My name, my hotels have my name in the most tremendous scarlet letters you've ever seen. Hester would not be my first choice. Nasty woman.
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Horton forgot to get behind #TrumpTrain. Corrupt elephant elites in tank for #CrookedHillary! What the hell has lazy, irresponsible bird Mayzie got to lose? #MAGA
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I totally opposed the War with Troy. Then Agamemnon takes ten years, hasn't fixed it. Bad negotiator. Ask Achilles, he's not happy. #MakeHellasGreatAgain

Weak Menelaus needs brother to get his wife back - didn't have enough to keep her happy.

Meliana, Ivanka - they'd have launched 10,000, 20,000 ships for them.
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I would have beaten the whale bigly, Ahab is a looser. Ishmael wasn't properly vetted, probably, just probably a bad Skittle, at least that's what I've heard.
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Reliable resources have told me if we build a wall we can keep the red weed out and save American Kudzu their jobs. "Obama Care" will take care of the Martians.
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Boy was wearing striped pajamas but clearly wearing SHERIFF'S STAR. When will biased media be quiet about this? Still lying about facts. Sad!
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Humbert Humbert way too low-energy. Would have made her Miss America and next Mrs. Donald Trump in 6 mos with Tic-Tacs, tops.
 
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Have great new tremendous plan to sink #CrookedHillary on jobs, after reading inspiring Christmas story! #Prisons #Workhouses #MAGA Whiny ghosts stall progress. Ending terrible. Sad!
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Inspiring! Dealt with crooked immigrants! Good! Brought back jobs! Made Germany great! But I prefer people who don't struggle - I just win! I'm saying. Win!
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UK has strong Putin influence (yes Brexit) but suffering bigly with drugs and crime. Failed liberal leadership! Hated music. Good approach to Law and Order! Ladies attractive, good addition to #TrumpHotels.
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That Sauron says he's the Dark Lord, but can't stop stumpy little terrorists coming in and destroying his favorite jewelry. Soft on immigration. Very sad. Not good at being a Dark Lord at all. Not me. I'll build a wall around Mordor, and I'll make Gondor pay for it.

And the Two Towers - which towers is it? None of them as classy as Trump Towers though. That Witch King, he's worked for Sauron a long time, but Minas Morgul is a very poor hotel. Very unhappy guests.

That Galadriel, she may dress real young and pretend to look tremendous, but you know she's really 2,000 years old and it's all surgery. She's a six, maybe seven at best.


6,500, plus an uncounted length of time in the First Age.

I'll get my coat.

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mein kampf - not enough pictures!
 
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So this Swift guy's proposal is spot on! I'm just annoyed I didn't think of that first! It's such a brilliant idea; hope it passes congress. No one is more respectful of children than I am, especially the poor ones.

So this Swift guy's proposal is spot on! (although I'm going to sue him for stealing my idea) It's such a brilliant idea; hope it passes congress--it'll be a disaster if it doesn't, very bad. No one is more respectful of children than I am, especially the poor ones.
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