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Warren Smith
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You can only move the King 1 space. If I were the King, I'd be moving more than just one space, believe me.

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I like Monopoly in some ways, but with no mechanic for filing bankruptcy, I don't see how it can successfully be won.

When I do play though, I always use the 'inheritance' variant where I start with around $12000.
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Carcassonne: The City:
Much better than the original Carcassonne, because the walls are three-dimensional. What kind of self-respecting person builds a wall with no height? When I build a wall, I want it to be the highest, and greatest wall in the whole world.
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When I want to play a real wargame I play Twilight struggle.
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The problem with euros in my opinion are the wooded bits, folks. Yellow disks for gold, come on, un-classy! Plus were very few have orange player pieces.
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Only tits cards, not a single pussy card.... WTF
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I'd play Busen Memo but all the girls are 7's.
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Dominion: Prosperity: why start with copper when you're should start with platinum? Bad design.
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I played secret hitler and liked the detail they put into the fascist policies a lot. I really admired the player who was secret hitler. They did a great job.
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BoB3K wrote:
I like Monopoly in some ways, but with no mechanic for filing bankruptcy, I don't see how it can successfully be won.

When I do play though, I always use the 'inheritance' variant where I start with around $12000.


Monopoly is the classiest, best game there is; I get to be a winner and everyone else is a loser. But a thimble? Sad.
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the most classiest, big league board game on the market. It's got my name of course, which isn't compensating for anything. You can be like me and be a billionaire pussy grabber. #Trumpthegame
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7 Wonders was stupid. I was the Great Wall and I couldn't keep my neighbors from buying my rocks! Make your own rocks, losers! Awful game, just awful.
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This game is rigged, big league, I never win!
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Nations is unrealistic trash. I build the hugest, most glorious army the world has ever seen, and bring war like the world has ever known -- and people squeak by with "stability" or some nonsense? I'd never seen something so disgraceful. I still won of course, we house-ruled the scoring system, what a bad design.
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Why are our American scientists wasting time curing red and black diseases? I will direct our people to cure the blue disease first. Then we will build a wall to stop the spread of yellow disease into our country, believe me.
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Wait, so to win the game you make terrible real-estate deals, get married several times, and go deep into debt? I love it! Last Will
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No way is the Princess an 8. She's a 6 at best, believe me. Love Letter
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I once saw Crooked Hillary trade away two stink beans for a blue bean. The worst deal I have ever seen. Sad!
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So I'm eradicating all these diseases. Nobody fights diseases like I do. Nobody. It's true. I'm the only one who can do it. I'm all over the place and the diseases are just falling like nothing. I'm the the only one who knows how to eradicate like this. It's just the best, classiest eradications in history. Of all time. And the other players? What do they do? They keep telling me "Donald, Slow down, we need to work TOGETHER." Well guess what? If the only way you can win is by riding my coat tails then you shouldn't be playing the game. You shouldn't. I don't need them. I'm winning here, they can go lose somewhere else.
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We play tested this thing like you wouldn't believe. And people tell me. They say it's the best game they've ever played. And I see this morning that now it's ranked #1 on the internet. #1, folks.

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Who the fuck is the Pope of Nope and why does he think he can tell me what to do? I've never heard of him and nobody important has ever heard of him. What a loser!

Exploding Kittens is stupid.
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Trump on Stone Age: WTF, you have to pay for stuff before you build it? That can't be right, I'm going for a re-calc.
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How can you really like Risk, I mean, it has no MONEY... Who makes this kind of game?!?! I say we send them back to Mexico.
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Session report.

Player A: Donald, you said you were a villager but we didn't shuffle any villagers into this round.
Trump: No werewolf. No werewolf.
Player B: Is that all you have to say?
Trump: You're the werewolf!!
Player A: Take it easy, it's just a g-
Trump: No, you're the werewolf.
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Why can't I be orange in this game?
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