You can't rob Peter, Paul and Mary to pay yourself.
Third in a series
(with apologies to Jimmy Buffet)
Pickin’ at a blue egg Nudgin’ a green egg All those others are in my way Close to a victory It would be contradictory For me to treat this as child’s play
Getting beat again in Gulo Gulo-ville Drinking down a delicious chocolate malt Some people claim My clumsiness is to blame But I know it’s my own girl’s fault
Well, I’m a dumb fellow I went for the yellow Brushed the pole and knocked it right down My kids they did laugh loud But there and then I vowed I would never again look like a clown
Getting beat again in Gulo Gulo-ville Drinking down a delicious chocolate malt Some people claim My clumsiness is to blame But I know it’s my own boy’s fault
I got to the last tile And started on the pile Turned over Junior on the first try When I tried to go for the win My fat fingers they did me in I laughed so hard I started to cry
Getting beat again in Gulo Gulo-ville Drinking down a delicious chocolate malt Some people claim My clumsiness is to blame And I know it’s my own damn fault
