"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance."
"I'm not screwed. I'm beyond screwed. Screwed is sitting across the room, waving at me, and saying, 'Hi! Glad I'm not you!'"
My wife and I just bought a new house. I am looking for game stuff to decorate the room with. I will take any game that you have, but am leaning toward those we have played before. The state of repair of the bits and bobs does not matter. Any blemishes will be creatively glossed over for the finished products.