Walking on eggshells is not my style
Just spent five minutes clicking on every word in your post (to see if there was a link) and then googling to see if any word combination in your post is the title of a TV show that is still on the air (America's Most Wanted and Opposite Sex are not).
But congrats anyway! Maybe she can contantly refer to her Uncle Grogs (who is always off screen) the same way Columbo did with his wife.
I wish I had read this 5 minutes ago. Really.