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Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown. "ha, Nazi sch-mazi," says Wernher von Braun.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

"In german or in english I know how to count down, And I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun.

ANNND, KEEP IT GOING!...





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Wernher von Braun wrote:
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.

He could be quite a clown, could Wernher von Braun.
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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium.
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For I love she and she loves I
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First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

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MWChapel wrote:
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown. "ha, Nazi sch-mazi," says Wernher von Braun.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

"In german or in english I know how to count down, And I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun.

ANNND, KEEP IT GOING!...


"I don't need a passport to safely touch ground. Just a little PAPERCLIP," said Wehrner von Braun.

"On Redstone! On Atlas, Titan, and Saturn! I'll boost you on anything!" claims Wehrner von Braun.

"Thirteen was an 'oopsie'! I wasn't even around! Just ask Gunther Wendt!" cried Wehrner von Braun.
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And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? and what is it that will make it possible to spend 20 billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? well,
it's good old American know-how, that's what. as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun

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He raised his sword and his aim was true
In that moment of truth I suddenly knew...
...Someone had stolen my wallet.
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Plagiarise! Plagiarise!
Let no-one else's work evade your eyes,
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Just be sure to always call it please, "research".
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Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

(Most expensive CDs I ever bought. About 50 quid for three. And that was over 25 years ago.)
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I'm 66 and haven't listened to a TL album in decades and I'm surprised at how many whole songs and bits of songs I remember without googling.


Members of the Corps all hate the thought of war.
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it aggression. We hate that expression.
We only want the world to know that we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go but when in doubt...send the Marines.

For might makes right, until they've seen the light they've got to be protected, all their rights respected until somebody we like can be elected.
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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. Tom Lehrer
Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/tom_lehrer.html
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Some have harsh words
For this man of renown,
While some say our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and criples
Of old London town,
Who owe their large pensions
To Wehrner von Braun.

Yeah, okay, this is the same song as the OP, but I'm only doing what I can remember and I like that verse.
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Thought of one:

Luxembourg is next to go,
Then who knows? Maybe Monaco.
We'll try to stay serene and calm,
When Alabama gets the bomb.
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I thought I'd have a little fun with the elements. Many are from memory, some needed checking. Corrections welcome. The original was from Google Play Music.


There's Sb, As, Al, Se,
And H and O and N and Re,
And Ni, Nd, Np, Ge,
And Fe, Am, Ru, U,
Eu, Zr, Lu, V,
And La and Os and As and Ra,
And Au and Pa and In and Ga, (gasp)
And I and Th and Tm and Tl.

There's Y, Yb, Ac, Rb,
And B, Gd, Nb, Ir,
And Sr and Si and Ag and Sm,
And Bi, Br, Li, Be, and Ba.

Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period...

There's Ho and He and Hf and Er,
And P and Fr and F and Tb,
And Mn and Hg, Mo, Mg,
Dy and Sc and Ce and Cs.
And Pb, Pr and Pt, Pu,
Pa, Pm, K, Po,
And Ta, Tc, Ti, Te, (gasp)
And Cd and Ca and Cr and Cm.

There's S, Cf and Fm, Bk,
And also Md, Es, No,
And Ar, Kr, Ne, Ra, Xe, Zn and Rh,
And Cl, C, Co, Cu, W, Sn and Na.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.


That's 102 elements, the first missing is number 103, Lr.

You'd have to be pretty good to get it all right singing just from that crib.
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My tragic tale, I won't prolong,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
My tragic tale I won't prolong,
And if you do not enjoy the song,
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long,
You should never have let me begin, begin,
You should never have let me begin.
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...the heartwarming tale of a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his life goal by becoming a coroner.

Mr. Lehrer's muse is not encumbered by such considerations as taste...
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Who can turn a can into a cane?
Who can turn a pan into a pane?
It's not too hard to see
It's silent e
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Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when

Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother, here we go again
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robbbbbb wrote:
Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when

Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother, here we go again


Relations sparing no expense
'll buy some useless old utensil.
Or a matching pen and pencil...
just the thing I need. How nice.


I think I skipped a verse but this one flashed into my mind.
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