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Sooooo, I was walking to the bathroom in a public building. I heard clip-clop footsteps behind me. Sounded like high heels.

I walked into the bathroom, proceeded to do my business, heard the clip-clop come into the bathroom, wondered to myself hmmmm, I wonder what kind of shoes this guy is wearing?

I finished, zipped up, walked back around the corner, and came face to face with a woman in high heels primping at the mirror. She was shocked, said'am I in the wrong bathroom?" I said, "well, one of us is." She apologized, was embarrassed and left.

Not much of a story, is it? But this is why it might be on the margin of chitchat-worthy:

She was behind me. I never looked back. I think she just followed the fat chick with the long ponytail (me) into the bathroom without thinking about it. Might be an easy mistake to make.
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shake In what World isn't there's at least a couple/gaggle of Females going into a 'Bathroom' together? Even 'mistakenly' now, eh? whistle
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Can you add a bit where you walk back to the cab, so I tag this story for future generations?
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Koldfoot wrote:
Sooooo, I was walking to the bathroom in a public building. I heard clip-clop footsteps behind me. Sounded like high heels.

I walked into the bathroom, proceeded to do my business, heard the clip-clop come into the bathroom...

All that clip-clipping, I thought it was gonna be how Elk and Moose are so common in Alaska that it's normal to see them wandering around inside...
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sbszine wrote:
Can you add a bit where you walk back to the cab, so I tag this story for future generations?


I was driving a very distinct taxi one time. Apparently I pissed some driver off and they called dispatch to complain.

I knew nothing about it.

Later that day I walked into the dispatch office, the dispatcher looked at me and said, "Ohhhhhhhhh. You shaved your beard. It all makes sense now!"

"What?"

"Some guy called in to complain about the lady driving that cab. I said we didn't have any females on the road at that moment. He was certain you were a chick. The more I said that, the more adamant he got. I thought he was crazy. Now it makes sense. By the way, some guy complained about your driving."
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Just earlier today prior even with 'remarking' here initially, then there was an old Woman strolling through the locale and at first, 'moi' thought it was an Old MAN!?! What is up with them looking in such a manner?
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You were wrong to brush this off. A woman in a men's bathroom??? In 2016???

This should be a federal case.

Holy crap, Koldy, you've got to get a lawyer, this could be worth millions.
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Koldfoot wrote:
I think she just followed the fat chick with the long ponytail (me)

I've got an image.
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anemaat wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
I think she just followed the fat chick with the long ponytail (me)

I've got an image.


Please keep it to yourself.
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Koldfoot wrote:
I think she just followed the fat chick with the long ponytail (me)

Lesbian. She was clearly hoping for a "love connection".
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Koldfoot wrote:
"He was certain you were a chick."

Alaska's some, uhh, rough country.
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So the takeaway from this thread is that Koldfoot is a bad driver and so feminine looking that people often mistake him for a woman?
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Thunkd wrote:
So the takeaway from this thread is that Koldfoot is a bad driver and so feminine looking that people often mistake him for a woman?

Or, some people are too picky about some things, and not picky enough about some others.
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MABBY wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
I think she just followed the fat chick with the long ponytail (me)

Lesbian. She was clearly hoping for a "love connection".
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp
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GROGnads wrote:
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp

AUGHH!

You understand, I have a medical condition. When you say stuff which causes me to involuntarily picture Koldfoot's head photoshopped onto slave-Leia's body with Jabba in a bridal veil & bouquet & Salacious Crumb holding a pillow with rings on it, I am compelled to make that vision a reality.

Quit doing that.
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kuhrusty wrote:
GROGnads wrote:
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp

AUGHH!

You understand, I have a medical condition. When you say stuff which causes me to involuntarily picture Koldfoot's head photoshopped onto slave-Leia's body with Jabba in a bridal veil & bouquet & Salacious Crumb holding a pillow with rings on it, I am compelled to make that vision a reality.

Quit doing that.


I look gooooood in a brass bra.
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Koldfoot wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
GROGnads wrote:
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp

AUGHH!

You understand, I have a medical condition. When you say stuff which causes me to involuntarily picture Koldfoot's head photoshopped onto slave-Leia's body with Jabba in a bridal veil & bouquet & Salacious Crumb holding a pillow with rings on it, I am compelled to make that vision a reality.

Quit doing that.


I look gooooood in a brass bra.

But can you recreate Leia's hair-do?
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Ozludo wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
GROGnads wrote:
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp

AUGHH!

You understand, I have a medical condition. When you say stuff which causes me to involuntarily picture Koldfoot's head photoshopped onto slave-Leia's body with Jabba in a bridal veil & bouquet & Salacious Crumb holding a pillow with rings on it, I am compelled to make that vision a reality.

Quit doing that.


I look gooooood in a brass bra.

But can you recreate Leia's hair-do?


There's enough there to work with. A good hairstylist could.
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Koldfoot wrote:
Ozludo wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
kuhrusty wrote:
GROGnads wrote:
They're going to have a "Star Wars"-themed ceremony where these BOTH 'appeared' *&adorned* as "Slave Leia"! gulp

AUGHH!

You understand, I have a medical condition. When you say stuff which causes me to involuntarily picture Koldfoot's head photoshopped onto slave-Leia's body with Jabba in a bridal veil & bouquet & Salacious Crumb holding a pillow with rings on it, I am compelled to make that vision a reality.

Quit doing that.


I look gooooood in a brass bra.

But can you recreate Leia's hair-do?


There's enough there to work with. A good hairstylist could.
Any good hairstylist would refuse. You'd need a chaotic evil hairstylist.
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kuhrusty wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
"He was certain you were a chick."

Alaska's some, uhh, rough country.


Rusty, can you PLEASE do some sort of live blog about your days in the near future? I need to see what goes on in your head on a minute-by-minute basis. Please.
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S`Koldfoot wrote:
I look gooooood in a brass bra. "I'm the 'bitch'?!?
/\ -MStake:~"I guess the 'Honeymoon's' OVER!"
 
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All this time, I have been picturing you as a dog.
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All this time, I have been picturing you as a dog.
A female dog though, right?
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Thunkd wrote:
snoweel wrote:
All this time, I have been picturing you as a dog.
A female dog though, right?


With the tail of a pony.
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Koldfoot wrote:
She was shocked, said'am I in the wrong bathroom?" I said, "well, one of us is."


How so? What's the 'wrong' bit?
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