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Today, I read Aldie's post about "The Bachelor" and found what will probably be the funniest post I read today. Here it is:

Aldie wrote:
Perhaps the Bachelor will make an episode of "After the Divorce" highlighting their failure rate of actually manufacturing "love" after four dates.


So, not only did this make me laugh out loud, it also gave me an impetus to start my blog! I will start collecting the funniest things I read on BGG in this thread/blog/whatever.

Hope you enjoy it!
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Koldfoot wrote:
That will be a short blog. Why don't you start collecting funny things you read on BGG in this thread/blog/whatever.


Can you imagine running one of those programs for blind people that reads web pages, setting the voice to "Gilbert Gottfried", then listening to BGG?
 
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Thank you, Mr. Pedantic. Corrected.
 
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My website has a rotating quote feature and it includes this one:

I think you are all putting the cart before the horse. This game is way too boring to worry about whether or not it's tactically sound.

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And Gola threw radishes at Martin's shabby pyramids, and put party hats on his mummies, and he did crap in Martin's weaving-hut. And Martin said "who has done this thing?" and he did go over to Gola's pyramid and knock on the door in anger, but Gola stayed inside and pretended not to be home.


(from Joe Gola's great Amun-Re session report: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/24697)
 
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Dave Latrigue quoting Daniel Lokemoen wrote:
I think you are all putting the cart before the horse.

One of these days I'm going to bring a cart and a horse to the top of a really big hill and then put the cart before the horse and then push the cart so it rolls down the hill and pulls the horse after it. At the bottom some guy will say "hey, you put the cart before the horse!" and I'll say "I know! Pretty great, huh?"
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Oh, so you actually think about what you are saying?
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I've collected some of the most memorable quotes from MisterCranky here:

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/18190
 
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Koldfoot wrote:
Who would do the voice of Grognads?
Groggy of course, the interesting thing is he does speak somewhat like he types...
 
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William Shatner would do a good Grognads, I reckon.
 
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GROGnads wrote:
Oh they're JUST "attention whoring" here, sort of like the "Paris Hilton" role model version, since there have been plenty of others that were around well before some of these folks had even been born, or is this "hatched"?, or perhaps "Hell-spawned" is more appropriate, for whatever the case may be. In fact, with what they've described, then Broadside shall meet the 'criterion' of that, and this is from 1962. Well, guess WHO "owns" the 'Milton Bradley' line now? As well as these 'dorques'? Yep, that's right, the dreaded and "damnable ggBORG"!
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I was thinking the same thing...

...only in English.
 
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Koldfoot wrote:
Who would do the voice of Grognads?

Bobcat Goldwaithe
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okiedokie wrote:
Koldfoot wrote:
Who would do the voice of Grognads?

Bobcat Goldwaithe



Eggs-actly. There could NOT be another to do it.



"Uh...that...that thing looked like the Mansion Family Christmas Special! ....just lose the part with the, um, the gun, and the blood, and the...uh...guy shootin' up...."
 
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Today's quote comes from okiedokie, for this charming little classic:

okiedokie wrote:
Of course when my son was 5 my wife asked what he wanted for Christmas. His reply was "Money & balls, mom. Money & balls"
 
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Verkisto wrote:
Today's quote comes from okiedokie, for this charming little classic:

okiedokie wrote:
Of course when my son was 5 my wife asked what he wanted for Christmas. His reply was "Money & balls, mom. Money & balls"
to which Moms gladly replied: "Here, you can have your Dad's, he's NOT using them anymore, but, I'm keeping the money!"
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this whole thread had me laughing for days

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/1455604

Its sad that frank left, I really enjoyed his posts.

 
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Koldfoot wrote:
Who would do the voice of Grognads?


I've always pictured Milton from Office Space.
 
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