Patron 1= My egg is better than all of yours. Patron 2= My egg came first. Thus is the truer egg. Patron 3= I don't believe eggs exist. They are simply pre-evolutionary chickens so the fact you order eggs means you are not enlightened. Patron 4= I protest the fact that we all ordered eggs at the same time, however I felt my egg should have come first since it was a better choice and your eggs have not proven themselves.
Patron 1= Did you know you can only eat unfertilized eggs. Patron 2= Ewwwww. If fertilized though- is it male or female. When does it become a chicken and why label it as a male or female? Patron 3= You are still calling them eggs. They don't exist.Idiots. Patron 4= I feel wronged.