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You didn't notice the change of planes in R'lyeh? goo
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I want a window seat!



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~"Let the 'Wookiee' "wing it"!"

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All aboard the Camel's...
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They should have a 'ticket' shown with its "destination" of BOUND for: Phuket whistle
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Did everyone make it through security?


Here's hoping the inflight meal doesn't suck...
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The upper LEFT-corner 'photo imagery' for YOU is exactly HOW 'moi' "imagined" you 'appeared'! googoo enables 'Mermaids' even SEEN now!
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Sweet Pretty M*th*rf*ck*ng Country Acid House Music - All night long!
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Click through.

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Best, most thorough enhanced pat-down I've ever received. They found weapons I didn't even know I was carrying.

"Where were you planning to take these, sir?"

"Siriusly?"

"Ah. You may collect your things, sir."
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monkeyhandz wrote:


All aboard the Camel's...
whistle "Laidovers" of more than 4 HOURS duration in "Bangkok" should consult their Physician immediately! sobluesoblue
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"Australian" 'conversion'! whistle
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kuhrusty wrote:
Best, most thorough enhanced pat-down I've ever received. They found weapons I didn't even know I was carrying.

"Where were you planning to take these, sir?"

"Hail Xom."

"Ah. You may collect your things, sir."

Fixed that for you.
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Click through.

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You KNOW what is *wonky*? It is a GAME-ad appearing within here, so; "just what's that saying?" whistle
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For those of you who missed the flight, you can always take the tram up to the crash site:


While We Were Waiting to Be Cannibals


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The story of the story:

This was written expressly for a literary salon after back-to-back work-travel weekends and the double-fisted septic tank explosion that was the election (I don't care which team's colors you wear, every toilet in the house became a revenge geyser, with each lazy morning shit accrued over the last 18 months repaid a thousand-fold and all at once) and as such it very nearly didn't get done.

"You can just skip it," my wife suggested helpfully.

"But the shame," I replied.

In the end I decided to trust the process and allow that the audience would simply get what they would get, even if only one person in the room was truly happy—me.

I bashed together the boarding passes at the last minute and handed them out to everyone when I arrived, knowing full well that as most people would have their hands full with drinks and plates of food—and the ladies lacking pockets in their lovely dresses—the boarding passes would most likely get crumpled and abandoned and perhaps even lost...

The hostess was making a big show of having her teenage daughters help with the party, which made the better parts of me sweat (knowing what was to come) but this was a goddamn literary salon—not some high school library reading—and those present would get what they would get. Besides, it's not like what I do should come as any great surprise.

The room decided I should go first, so I requested the boarding passes before reading, which lead to a minor scramble to find them, as well as people not wanting to hand them over, and making sure they could have them back afterward.

At the opening line the hostess bolted to make sure the girls were safely shut-up in their bedrooms upstairs; at the end the first comment was, "Well. That's gonna be a hard act to follow."

A noted science fiction author with nine published novels called me a madman.

The results certainly exceeded my expectations, so I'm gonna call it a success all around.
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Jackasses? You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses? What the hell's the matter with you?
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HiveGod wrote:
[T]he double-fisted septic tank explosion that was the election (I don't care which team's colors you wear, every toilet in the house became a revenge geyser, with each lazy morning shit accrued over the last 18 months repaid a thousand-fold and all at once)


America's breweries and distilleries: the only real winners from this election season.

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A noted science fiction author with nine published novels called me a madman.


What a nice compliment! It has the added advantage of being true.
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Delightful as a cartoon leprechaun, barbaric and cruel as a real leprechaun. The pot of gold is knowledge, and just like real gold it will drag you to the bottom if it's in your pockets when the boat capsizes.
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HAIL XOM
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