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Former Self-Styled Supreme-God-Pope-Emperor Kuhrusty the First, Only of His Name

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Due to the heroic actions of the PPDLF, your reign of terror and oppression in Chit Chat ended well over a year ago, so now you may think you are safe.

Yet still you tread upon the blessed soil of Chit Chat.

You may think time has dimmed the memories the horrid memories of your reign, but know this: no passage of years can remove the stain of your crimes.

The People remember.

Il Lupo Affamato remembers.

The PPDLF remembers.

We are underground, but still here, nurturing the Revolution, and now the time has come to strike.

SOLDIERS TO THE FIELD!

WORKERS TO THE STREETS!

Long live the Revolution!

PPDLF

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PPDLF wrote:
Yet still you tread upon the blessed soil of Chit Chat.

I see how it is. I switch to the "offline from BGG for a while" microbadge, and within 24 hours the roaches come creeping out of the woodwork.

It wasn't enough that I was deposed, that my statues were toppled and defaced, that my mighty Temple was repurposed as a hot-dog stand; still you feared me. The furtive gesture, the fearful whisper, the hastily scrawled interrobang--by these signs you showed the awful knowledge that I was among you still, that I could be summoned through carelessness alone to unleash a terrible vengeance. No, it was not until you believed me safely offline that you dared to scuttle out into the open expanse of the forum.

Remember this: though I may be away, playing golf with MGBM or crafting better puppies or however you imagine Milky-Way-bound Gods passing the remaining time, I will always be the Pope-Emperor Kuhrusty I, Chit Chatter of ALL ETERNITY, in my heart. Or whatever gland that is that makes people able to pass through up to 6" of cold iron or float in salt water.

Have you ever thought to ask yourself why you're positively thigmotactic? Is it perhaps that you were made that way, that all of your forebears possessed of any boldness & initiative were carved from your line by a master sculptor in accordance with his Plan? Bring your soldiers to the field, your workers to the streets; I will crush them, literally, and post a photo in the "what did you have on your toast today" thread. "The time has come to strike"--who do you think you are, the Democratic People's Popular Liberation Front?? You may think you can taunt me into posting here, but... err... uhh, hmm. Well, anyway.
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Ah, but is Kuhrusty thigmotactic? That would explain the preference for (and obvious enjoyment of, nay delight in) physically crushing his enemies...

Anyway, I'm not impressed. Summoned by a taunting post? At least the real Pope-Emperor needs his name called thrice...

(obviously, given that he is already present, someone will summon him in the future and the almighty Essex Effer merely foresaw this with his mighty powers of future shock sight - haHA!)
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I thought Kuhrusty was just a figurehead, and the real power lay in a top-secret cabal of renegade wargame designers?
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Today I learned the word thigmotaxis.

I suspect that is the only thing I'll take away from this thread.
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slatersteven wrote:
Am I missing something?

Nope
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Fear not Chit Chat for I, your champion, will always be here.

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kuhrusty wrote:
"The time has come to strike"--who do you think you are, the Democratic People's Popular Liberation Front??
Come, comrade Kuhrusty, let us be reasonable. We have the army at our command, and I do not believe you want blood in the streets? The peoples' blood? In the streets? Nyet!

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P. check. Sort of.
R. check. Kinda.

Should I fear the S? Here, Now, I'm kind of afraid of the S.

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PPDLF wrote:
Former Self-Styled Supreme-God-Pope-Emperor Kuhrusty the First, Only of His Name

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Due to the heroic actions of the PPDLF, your reign of terror and oppression in Chit Chat ended well over a year ago, so now you may think you are safe.

Yet still you tread upon the blessed soil of Chit Chat.

You may think time has dimmed the memories the horrid memories of your reign, but know this: no passage of years can remove the stain of your crimes.

The People remember.

Il Lupo Affamato remembers.

The PPDLF remembers.

We are underground, but still here, nurturing the Revolution, and now the time has come to strike.

SOLDIERS TO THE FIELD!

WORKERS TO THE STREETS!

Long live the Revolution!

PPDLF



I still think things were better under the Glorious Leadership of Supreme-God-Pope-Emperor Kuhrusty the First, Only of His Name.

Sure, we now have 'freedom' but what good is it if our bathrooms need renovation?

Where are the jobs that the PPDLF promised us?

Under the Great Kuhrusty, we had employment building statutes, maintaining his most blessed Temple, and in the Home Depots particularly in the plumbing section.

Those jobs have all gone away, the people sit idol, and the toilets do not flush on time.

Your freedom does not feed my family, your freedom does not unclog my plumbing.

It is time to throw down the PPDLF and those meddlers from the Golden Camel Society (they are worse than the Illuminati) and to beg Kuhrusty's forgiveness. Only though his divine leadership can everything be put right again.
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disom wrote:
Fear not Chit Chat for I, your champion, will always be here.

True writ story bro: Recall the S.L.A. & Patty Hearst-(yes, them Hearsts). So, during High School 'moi' wrote about how the "Simply-at-Ease Army" 'assaulted' the Townfolk of EVOL-(yes, LOVE backwards). It was provided with diagrams of this "drawn out" depicting phases as these progressed until the occupants were "wiped out". This had "Squad Leader"-levels for that overall as I even included a lone French Armored Troop Carrier of a model kit I had laying around. It 'transpired' unto "obverse" for LOVE for what was intended, and it 'got' an "A"!
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