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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (December 1, 2016) - Ridiculously low amounts of GG to be won! rss

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Captain Tuttle
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"Dear Diary: There's something eating at me today, but I can't put my finger on what, exactly."
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Among my library of banned, children's books is "Chumley the Croc had an Ass Fetish".

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Superman on vacation finds himself in trouble with the PETA for damaging the teeth of an innocent alligator with his ass of steel.
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"Thank you for the alligator-shaped sleeping bag. It's so warm and cosy at night."
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Bart Simpson : "Eat my shorts !"

Crocodile : challenge accepted...

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Unfortunately the crocodile skin shoes were just a little too large.
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Chuck Tewksbury
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Journal entry 323: After spending almost a year in the belly of the beast I was finally able to escape. I eluded my captor for some time but feel he may be close by again. This may be my last entry.
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Robert Stuart
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"I have found a novel way to protect my legs from sunburn in this sun-scorched land".
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Dear Diary, Monday I went for a swim and had this great idea for some new shoes. They seem to not fit quite right. It's Wednesday now, I think I'll go back to my Thom McCann's. DIY just doesn't work this time.
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Jim Ransom
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On the set of From Here to Eternity, the croc, gorged and sluggish after wolfing down Deborah Kerr, starting nibbling at Burt Lancaster. His last act was to pen a recommendation that Marilyn Monroe be her replacement.
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Brent Pollock
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Dear SPANX for Men,

I wish to register a complaint...
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Carl Fung
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Entry Date - December 1, 1951: "I think I'm tiring him out. Those Thighmaster exercises are making it hard for him to get to my butt."
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Jeff Saxton
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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Yeah, but wait til he finds out I had three macho bean burritos for dinner last night.
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Andy Beaton
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Dear Dr. Science:
Can you remind me again how to tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles?
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Dear Diary: Work on the new Godzilla movie is going well, but I think we need a better suit.
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Paul Brillantes
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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"Give it another hour, Mr. Bond, and you will be ready to infiltrate Octopussy's lair. Meanwhile, could I get you to jot down your recommendations for modifications to your new Aston Martin?"
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Dear Sponsors...stop...exploration of river ended today...stop...please send more toilet paper...stop... tired of improvising...stop...
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UDT Training Day 16: I am LOV-ING the new SCUBA camo suit!
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James Brown
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Dear Diary

Being a stunt double for Johnny Weissmuller was not all you would think it would be.
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Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought anything like this would happen to me...
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"Did you too learn that secret from the river: that there is no time?"
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"Gad, why didn't I buy a couple of extra pairs of Crocs© when they were still being made?

At least these homemade ones smell better than the originals...
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Dungeons and Dragons new monster, the Crocodentaur, voted stupidest ever.
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In Australia, even being eaten by a crocodile is not considered a good enough reason as to why you didn't complete your homework.
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Crocodile Dundee Part III never hit the theatres ... here's the reason why.
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