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Subject: Season's Greetings... from El Guapo rss

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fightcitymayor
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Dearest Friends,
In this festive season of giving, where we gather with friends & family to celebrate the many good things life has to offer, El Guapo would just like to remind you & yours in the Freedom Squadron: You are weak. You are but a tiny speck of insolence in a world where VENOM will take everything that you have. Your weapons? Useless. Your initiative? In vain. Your combat dice? Fewer than you ever imagined.

So as we pause to reflect on the myriad of blessings that life has bestowed upon us, know this: Your efforts are futile, and VENOM will rule the world, enslaving your families & ensuring all of your best intentions will end up as a sad puddle of tears on the cold, cold ground. And El Guapo feasts upon those tears, and they make him strong.

- very truly yours,
El Guapo



Spoiler (click to reveal)
And just in case you think El Guapo is a handful to deal with, the playtest version of him was even nastier! He was actually toned down a bit for the final release.


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B.C. Wendel
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How come I love La Parka but I despise El Guapo?
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Everyone loves La Parka. Even El Guapo, obviously.



 
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Have yet to deal with El Guapo but am looking forward to it!
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