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Boaty McBoatface
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A rope walks into a bar...

And orders and drink. The bartender says," We don't serve ropes here." So the rope goes outside, frays his ends, and ties himself into a knot. He comes back in and once again orders a drink. The bartender says,"Aren't you that rope I just turned down?" To which the rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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Kyle
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Show me something that beats a natural 20 and I'll show you hateful lies.
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You literally told the only rope joke I know.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Katt Williams.
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Do the knotty jokes go here or in RSP?
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Does this rope smell like chloroform to you?
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One day this rope was walking down the sidewalk when suddenly.... awww, skip it.
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riddlen wrote:
Does this rope smell like chloroform to you?
You might well think that, I could not possibly comment.
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It's long and thin, weak and spineless and it sings ...
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Now I got this song stuck in my head:

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10 feet of waterline: Imaginary line(rope) the new crew members are sent looking for

(similar for 'flightline' in AF)
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1 Lucky Texan wrote:

If you can't see it ... It is misty.

They use them in Belgium too.
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My grandpa had a string like that, but it said that if the string was missing, then someone had stolen it.
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1 Lucky Texan wrote:
10 feet of waterline: Imaginary line(rope) the new crew members are sent looking for

(similar for 'flightline' in AF)


Yep! "Go fetch me 10 feet of flightline and a bucket of jet wash (or prop wash, if it works better...)
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These jokes are just too twisted.
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1 Lucky Texan wrote:
10 feet of waterline: Imaginary line(rope) the new crew members are sent looking for

(similar for 'flightline' in AF)


Ah, so it's like lightbulb fluid or checkerboard paint?
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