CARL SKUTSCH
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I never used to think this was so. I thought pretty much everyone on BGG was pretty much like me. Pudgy, creaky bones, dry feeble wit, pasty beige skin tone, fond of Agricola. Oh, sure I know some of you weren't white, but I just figured you were like me, but with different skin tone. And yes, I realize some of you were women, but I figured you were just like me but with breasts, longer (and more hair), and better hygiene. Yes, yes, I knew some of you didn't like Agricola, as much as me, but I figured it was probably pretty close.

However, after a few recent threads, I've come to the conclusion that many of you are quite different than me. Very odd ducks, in fact.

I'm not quite sure what to do with this information. How do I make you more like me? Give out free copies of Agricola? DVDs of Yojimbo? Donuts? Extensive therapy?

I'm lost here.

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How can Skutsch make you more like him?
Give out free copies of Agricola?
Give out free Yojimbo DVDs?
Give out free donuts?
Pay for free therapy?
It's hopeless, Skutsch is unique.
No, there's a way, you just haven't listed it...
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Caleb Keith
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One copy of Agricola, please!
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Wait, you are calling us "odd ducks"?
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I'm the same.
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What makes you think we have better hygiene?
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SpaceAlien wrote:
What makes you think we have better hygiene?

It would be hard for it to be worse?
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SpaceAlien wrote:
What makes you think we have better hygiene?
What makes him think some of us do not have breasts?
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What makes you think we don't already own Yojimbo?

(So, Agricola please.)
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Not fully awake yet, read the poll as "How can Skutsch make you like him more?"
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indigopotter wrote:
Not fully awake yet, read the poll as "How can Skutsch make you like him more?"

And the same answers would seem about equally plausible!
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Doughnuts!
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I opted for free donuts, because there was no choice for free bacon.
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Quote:
longer (and more hair)


What exactly is a longer woman with more hair?
See kids, punctuation IS important!
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skutsch wrote:
And yes, I realize some of you were women, but I figured you were just like me but with breasts, longer (and more hair), and better hygiene.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
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Thunkd wrote:
skutsch wrote:
And yes, I realize some of you were women, but I figured you were just like me but with breasts, longer (and more hair), and better hygiene.
This is the stuff of nightmares.

Picturing me with breasts and better hygiene again? Just don't, it'll take years of therapy to make the bad dreams go away. Again. Have a donut.
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Late to the party, but I sure could use some doughnuts today!


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I always wonder why I'm one of the best dressed at a con or game night. So I guess that makes me odd compared with the group
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Shockingly gamers like Agricola more than donuts.
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skutsch wrote:
Shockingly gamers like Agricola more than donuts.
That is not true. But more gamers want a free copy of Agricola than the number who want free donuts.

I can buy my own donuts. They're cheap!
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Just remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.
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ProudGeekDad wrote:
Just remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.

I'm much more uniquer than they are.
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skutsch wrote:
Shockingly gamers like Agricola more than donuts.

I'm allergic to donuts, but I'd almost rather eat those than play Agricola again
 
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Again I am reminded that the world needs more Yojimbo. But those who know this already seem to have it.
No amount of therapy is going to make me less me. I like you.
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I selected free donuts. I'm not pudgy, but I'm willing to put the work in.
 
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Donuts huh? We were "doing donuts" in the icy parking lot yesterday. Lots of driving fun!
 
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