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CARL SKUTSCH
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Agricola, Sekigahara, Concordia, Innovation, COOKIE!!! (and Guinness)
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Stairway to Agricola

There's a farm game I know
That's about feeding your folk
And making sure they don't have to go begging
When you feed them you know
That all their bellies are full
And with an action you can get that new oven
Ooh ooh and you know they don't have to go begging
There's a improvement to take
But you have some reed to make
Cuz you know it is best to do two actions
In your hand is a dude
Who gives clay for some wood
But sometimes that's a waste of an action.
Ooh, it makes me lose points
Ooh, it makes me lose points
There's a plow that I get
When I get to go first
Cuz my meeples are crying for field action
In my mind I have seen
Peat smoke through the trees
And the Pied Piper is taking my actions
Ooh it makes me hunger
Ooh it really make me hunger
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Catan!

Catan! I need some lumber
Catan! Not just any lumber
Catan! You know I need some lumber now!

When I had lumber, so much more lumber than today
I never needed anybody's trade in any way
But those days are gone and I'm not so wood improved
Now I've changed my mind, my sheep are priced to move

Trade with me, I need to build that road
I do appreciate the chance to get some wood
Help me get a new village in the hood
Won't you please, please trade with me!
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Country House (On The Hill) - (Apologies to Blur)

Random characters,
strange parameters
Made their mind up
wanna take a look around.
That big house up, on the hill.

Through the gates,
Went in with my mates.
Forced the door and
Poked our heads in
But, just couldn't stop checking more rooms.
So we stayed for a bit…
The party got got split…

Betrayed in a house, a very big house on a hill.
Just wandered in the grounds, had a look around for a thrill.
Walked in the front door and looked around some more on the hill.
‘Til my friend turned bad and a bad time was had on the hill.

My young friend walked
Straight on up the stairs.
They didn't fall through,
Guess god heard his prayers.
Went, out of sight, round the bend.

Professor turned right,
Saw something move
that gave him a fright.
Made, his single hair, stand right on end.
Them the young girl screamed.
House wasn’t what it seemed…
(two three four)

Betrayed in a house, a very big house on a hill.
Just wandered in the grounds, had a look around for a thrill.
Walked in the front door and looked around some more on the hill.
‘Til my friend turned bad and a bad time was had on the hill.

Ran to the basement,
Followed the noise
No sign of the girl
But there were her toys
And, what was that strange mark, on the wall.
The lights went out,
There was no doubt.
We were in trouble, couldn't get out.
What, was that terrifying call?
I ran for the door.
But the terror was more…

Betrayed in a house, a very big house on a hill.
Just wandered in the grounds, had a look around for a thrill.
Walked in the front door and looked around some more on the hill.
‘Til my friend turned bad and a bad time was had on the hill.
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Is that what this is for:

https://boardgamegeek.com/forum/67/boardgamegeek/beatnik-cof...

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I'm actually curious.
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When the tiles make you cry
Like a smack in the eye
That's Signorie!

When the dice make you drool
And you feel like a fool
That's Signorie!
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Repost from something I made for an obscure past geeklist:

King of Rock

I'm the king of ROCK, there's none more SUPER
Sucker MC's should call me TEUBER
To build my kingdom, I need more WHEAT
Gotta trade this rock or I'll get BEAT
Have a four in ore, in a field an EIGHT
All rolls, all fours, that dice do HATE
My all-city plan, is getting WRECKED
Though the robber can't stand me, but gives RESPECT
Don't need a BRICK, I'm gettin' SICKER, where's the LIQUOR
By now I should be a city SLICKER
Your trade embargo is not on TIME
I need a harbor not a slackass MINE
Roll gets a rock, rock from the ROLL
I wish I had devastating dice CONTROL
Gotta call up the devil and trade my SOUL
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I Wanna Play Asara

Twenty, twenty, twenty more towers to go,
I wanna play Asara!
Place all your worker cards in a row,
I wanna play Asara!
Build the tallest tower, take a bonus tile,
Don't make plans for later, we'll be here for a while,
I can't control the draw stack, but cheating ain't my style!
I wanna play Asara!



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Wim van Gruisen
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An obvious one:

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The girl is driving me mad,
She's blocking my way.

We're playing Ticket to Ride
We're playing Ticket to Ri-i-ide
We're playing Ticket to Ride
but at what cost

Her route's from LA to New York
and all the way back
She'll clearly win all those points
for the longest track

We're playing Ticket to Ride
We're playing Ticket to Ri-i-ide
We're playing Ticket to Ride
I've already lost
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Wim van Gruisen
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And another one:

When I was young, the Game of Life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical
I'd play with mom and with dad, well, with all of my family,
Joyfully, they played with me
But then I found BGG, where gamers all are so sensible,
logical europhiles, practical.
And they showed me those games with rules so incomprehensible
Clinical, intellectual, cynical

On my turn, opponents fall asleep,
The strategy runs too deep
for such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me how to win
I don't know where to begin,
Please tell me how I can

And then I found RSP, and I began to turn radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal
I'd join in thread after thread, my reasoning was infallible,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical


[edit: tip was given before my first edit - before RSP]
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Lyrics and rules (in the first verse) to a "bored" game called "The Checkout Game", a song by Tinnitis.

Lyrics copied from
https://tinnitis.bandcamp.com/track/the-checkout-game

Song's not posted but the lyrics are.

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The Checkout Game
(MC Tourettes)

In the supermarket I play a game
You may think that it's lame
But when I'm stuck in line
It gets me through all the same
I check the covers of magazines
From Cosmo to Seventeen

If Jennifer
Aniston
Is on two or less
then I win
If three or more times
I peruse her
Then the game ends
With me the loser

Star
Newsweek
Ew! She's on Maxim
I lose again

People and Entertainment Weekly
Are owned by her company: WB
But this week I Start to panic
She's on the front of Popular Mechanics

These odds against me
They're really unfair
Already I see
Uncombed mops of hair

Premeire
First
Every Day With Rachael Ray
I lose again
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from Security Device Enclosed, released July 1, 2006
Produced by Tinnitis.
Music and lyrics by MC Tourettes
AndySocial: Guest guitarist
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Jimmy Smith
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45 Trains to place on the board, 45 plastic trains,
Draw two cards, wait till next turn,
45 Trains to place on the board.

(Repeat 10 or so times)

45 Trains to place on the board, 45 plastic trains,
Claim a route, plop 6 of 'em down,
39 Trains to place on the board.

39 Trains to place on the board, 39 plastic trains
...
...
...

snore
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Larry L
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He who games with the most dice wins.
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Terraforming Mars to the tune of Fly me to the Moon.
(With Apologies to Sinatra.)

Colonize each moon
From a giant deck of cards
Let me crash an asteroid
While terraforming mars

In other words, play my hand
In other words, build a city

Play my hexes well
Raise the temp-er-ature more
Plant life next to cities
Helps me ratchet up my score

In other words, place oceans blue
In other words, add O2

Why don’t I cover every hex
While I mine for iron ore
Heat is transformed energy
Soon oxygen levels soar

In other words, skies of blue
In other words, in other words
add, add O2
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Playing my Games (to the tune of 'Breaking the Law' by Judas Priest)

There I was completely wasted needing one more game
All inside it's so frustrating cos I'm feeling all this shame
Feel as if nobody cares if I buy more and more
So I might as well begin to unbox Concordia.

Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games

So much for a win at Targi, I don't have a hope
I've lost every game so far and I don't know how to cope
You don't know what it's like, my tactics are so crap
Maybe it will help my play with Concordia's new map.

Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games
Playing my games, playing my games
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Larry L
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Link to a couple favorites:

https://boardgamegeek.com/article/18088231#18088231
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I'm inordinately proud of:

https://soundcloud.com/jonmichael-rasmus/short-line
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Pandemic (to the theme of Tequila)

Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic

Pete (worked hard on this one)
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Jimmy Smith
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Manila, dice, dice, Matey! arrrh
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Wim van Gruisen
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The most beautiful game that I ever played:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria ...
It is ruthless, and subtle, it's good, it's great ...
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria,

Maria!
I've just played a game of Maria,
and suddenly that name
will never be the same
to me.

Maria!
I just won a game of Maria
And any other game
From now on will feel lame
to me!

Maria,
Play it ruthlessly, deploy your troops well
play it subtly, deliver your coups well
Maria,
I'll never stop playing Maria!
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Jason Farris
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There is a duck in every game. You may not see it, but it's there.
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Gotta make a road to a mill that's right for me
Mill to make me Lumber
Get coal burnin' for some energy

Well, I move my donkey, Move my donkey
Move my donkey, Move donkey
Move My donkey, Move my donkey
Goods are movin'

Gotta get stock

Gotta get stock

Gotta get stock

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats

Won't you take me down
Roads & Boats
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Descent into Darkness
(Descent: Journeys in the Dark 2nd Edition)
An original track by Ed Kix

Alright. Let's grab the dice and see who we have at our side.
Leoric the book, and we'll take Avric Albright,
For healing. For stealing, we'll take Tomble the halfling.
For cleaving, we'll take Grisban. But before we're departing,
And starting our quest. I thought that it was best to mention,
Theres no turning back, once we've progressed onto the road of legend.
There'll be mysterious treasures, in dungeons, overthrown by his henchman.
That we'll take with delirious pleasure, not to mention with weapons.
Our adventurous brethren, will go where none have dared to go before.
In open war, to show the horde, that we can overthrow this overlord.
Throw him over board. Reveal that he's weak and he's petty.
So with your heroes at hand. Just follow me when your ready.

This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles,
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.
This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.

God damn goblin archers. Use their guts for our garters.
No cover, all my brothers just sitting ducks for their targets.
Should of bought that longbow from the putz at the markets.
Good decision, now Grisbans rushing and he's crushing the bastards.
Puff of dust from the rafters. Our safety is ebbing.
Embedding our thirsty dwarf in an encasement of webbing.
Dreading enemy tactics, when these arachnids attack us.
Leoric's evaluating the factors, knows all arcane spells backwards.
Years of study and practice, demonstrating affinities,
To higher calls, has his fire balls, Immolating our enemies.
Draining his energies. there's ettins in the alley at large.
But we won't be threatened, raising weapons, we all rally and charge!

This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles,
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.
This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.


Two heads are better than one. But not when an ettins involved.
Toms got them under the thumb and he's letting them roll.
Getting them all. His stunning sling has them stumbling,
And hitting the floor. This hobbit ain't needing no one ring.
Not anymore. These dumb things aren't as bad as the undead.
Words to describe the horror in your eyes going unsaid.
Just One tread outta line and you'll find that you're past avail.
Can't cast a spell to save you, if you can't even get past the smell.
But Avric's as hard as nails. Ain't feeling the fumes.
Walks clean in the room, cleaves em in two and starts healing your wounds.
Tea bagging your weak dragon, with razor sharp steel and a rune.
Overlord! We are sealing your doom!!!!

This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles,
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.
This is the descent into darkness.
The relentless and heartless,
Will be summoned from the depths,
In the defence of their masters.
But we won't crumble. All the troubles,
will be eventually past us.
We'll never turn our backs on the
adventures they task us.






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Check Happy Luza's video of Robinson Crusoe, his lyrics made me laugh.
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DZ Woloshyn
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YOU OUGHTA KNOW

I want you to know
That I'm hap-py for you.
I wish nothing but the best for your group.

That game with your friends and me
We played in 2003,
I had supported you in Bulgaria.

But then your fleets in Ukraine
Fell down upon me like rain,
And you reduced me to sheer hysteria.

And the orders you gave weren't made to enable my way to a new foothold in Si-les-i-a.
NO!
It's like you had a mental block
Or a sudden spontaneous case of am-ne-si-a.
Ischemia?
Or synesthesia?

And I'm here
To remind you
Of the mess you left down in Italy.
I don't care
What the rules say
In that awful game of Diplomacy,
You
You
You oughta know.

You seem very well.
Things look peaceful.
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know.

Did you forget about me, buggered in Tuscany,
I see your game night is a regular party.
Well, can I sit down to play?
Guess which game I brought today.
But do these friends of yours know you play dirty?

Now I know how to play in a way so I stay well away from a place of vul-ner-a-bi-li-ty.
And every time you offer peace
Be prepared for a glare of total hos-ti-li-ty.
Acidity.
And maybe you'll see

That I'm here
To remind you
Of the mess you left down in Italy.
It's all fair
Nothing's binding
In this awful game of Diplomacy,
You
You
You oughta know.

'Cause the convoy at sea that you cut that was me and I'm not gonna be marooned in Stevastopol, and you know it!
And every time you've got your fingers crossed behind your back I'm gonna see it,
Yeah I can see it!

And I'm here
To remind you
Of the mess you left south of Burgundy.
So take care,
I'll be good to
Everyone but you in Diplomacy,
You
You
You oughta know!
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Twelve years ago, I got this serenade from none other than GROGnads himself:

GROGnads wrote:
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"oook-suit 'Daddy'-'oook-oook',
just so glad he made it off`n 'das BOOT'
and wishes that had he-'oook-oook'
take`n some departin' 'shots' at some GREEN ole 'baddie'!
po' Cap'n YID had him up in his Cabin
couldn't make out what it was he were 'blab'n'
so's it's oook-suit 'Daddy'-'oook-oook'
'scrabbles' on by with nary a glance
as he just slips past by he-'oook-oook'
SQUAWKS his 'alarm' to give others a chance
ole 'Sarge' is layin' GOOD upon 'em wid a trusty 'Pool Stick'
and 'Doc' is just glad that the 'shots' haven't gots ANY 'trick'!
while the oook-suit 'Daddy'-'oook-oook'
clamberin' `board the 'Cockboat' just as fast as he can
and he's sure'ns glad that he-'oook-oook'
ne'er payin' NO mind to none 'Leadfoot' tin-man
all he has to 'do' now is await some 'Survivors'
or they'll ALL end up as 'Awful' GREEN 'thing's' ''hors d'oeurves'
since the oook-suit 'Daddy'-'oook-oook'
can't FLY worth a damm and ne'er would could he
but he's just happy-'oook-oook'
to get as far away as he can & KNOWS that he should be!
'oook-oook-oook'!
"


So, of course, I have not changed my avatar since.
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Seems we got here just in the nick of time. What's that make us?
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Playin' Solitaire

Once upon a time not so long ago

Lonny used to game with the best,
Now it's cold game nights
His games gather dust
It's tough... so tough

His family works at "real jobs" all day
"Got no time for games"
They bring home their pay
For stuff... oooh, more stuff

He says, "I've got to hold on, to my game lot.
It doesn't make a difference if you play me or not.
I've still got two hands, and a nice spot
For cards... You've all lost your shot!"

Whoooooa, I'm in despair
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire
I play my hand, and don't have to share
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire

Lonny's got his game shelf all stocked
Now he's taking pics
What he used to play with friends
Enough... Enough

Imagining his games on eBay
He cries deep inside
His games whisper,
"Lonny come play... today..."

"This game's out-of-print, there's a collector's box.
I spend more time collecting than I do wearing socks.
I won't sell my games, no I cannot
Give up. I'd rather be shot!"

Whoooooa, I'm in despair
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire
I play my hand, and don't have to share
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire

Playin' Solitaire!!

"I've got to hold on, to my game lot.
I need them for game night if you're there or not!"

Whoooooa, I'm in despair
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire
I play my hand, and don't have to share
Whoa-oa, playin' Solitaire

*fade out*
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I don't know why people expect me to recognize whatever pop song they happen to base theirs on.

Get off my lawn.
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