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The Kochs are opening up their wallets for their Republican sock-puppets again - but only if they vote against the health care bill. (Which I believe is called World's Best Health Care Plan - Beyond Thunderdome, And Also, My Penis Is Really Big, I Swear.)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/22/politics/kochs-reserve-fund-he...

It's a veritable Sophie's Choice! Do Republicans support the tribe and the tangerine sociopath at its heart, or do they lay down so their Daddies will increase their allowance?
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The br8bery is open at least.
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I imagine when the phone rings and it's a Koch, the air gets cold. There's a long pause.

....


...

...


the lights dim


....


...


...


a faint, hissing voice comes

senator....how good of you to take my calll



Uh, OK. Um...what can I do for you?



do i...stutter?


no, no I hear you fine, you sound fine


are you sure? please...be honest


no no, you, you sound perfectly clear


that's sssssso good to know, because

and suddenly the voice grows and grows, a black tide of rage and hatred

WHEN I SAID I WANTED THE POOR, THE SICK AND THE WEAK TO DIE AND FOR YOU TO KILL THEM, I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE FUCKING STUTTERED


no, no I'm so sorry, I just thought for the purpose of re-election we could


FUCK YOUR RE-ELECTION. I WANT THE BODIES LINING THE STREETS DO YOU HEAR ME?

DO.

YOU.

HEAR.

ME.
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Somebody hold me.
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very good but true evil does it with a mere - "ah so pleased to speak to you" and the mere inflexection of I am So disappointed in you !, the victim has to change their trousers.
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spoon wrote:
Somebody hold me.


Basic human affection is filed under mental health care under the new bill, and comes with a $50 co-pay and miscellaneous $15 surcharge. Said surcharge will go towards tax benefits for the wealthy, so they can continue to lord over you in their splendid magnificence, you hug-stealing peasant.
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growlley wrote:

very good but true evil does it with a mere - "ah so pleased to speak to you" and the mere inflexection of I am So disappointed in you !, the victim has to change their trousers.

More like this?



"we did not say this....we are not....here"
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I said things like this would happen right after Citizens United was announced.

It was obvious to me that a lobbyist for a corp., association of corp., of a 1%er could threaten behind closed doors to single handedly fund a primary or general election opponent of the target if he/she didn't take the campaign contribution and vote the "right way" on something.

Just the threat would almost always make the follow through unnecessary, so it wouldn't even cost that much.

Who knows what was said to these Repub Reps. behind closed doors?

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eaglebeak wrote:
The Kochs are opening up their wallets for their Republican sock-puppets again - but only if they vote against the health care bill. (Which I believe is called World's Best Health Care Plan - Beyond Thunderdome, And Also, My Penis Is Really Big, I Swear.)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/22/politics/kochs-reserve-fund-he...

It's a veritable Sophie's Choice! Do Republicans support the tribe and the tangerine sociopath at its heart, or do they lay down so their Daddies will increase their allowance?

And surprise, surprise whistle the Koch brothers won.

Who said money doesn't matter in politics? cool devil whistle
 
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Steve1501 wrote:
eaglebeak wrote:
The Kochs are opening up their wallets for their Republican sock-puppets again - but only if they vote against the health care bill. (Which I believe is called World's Best Health Care Plan - Beyond Thunderdome, And Also, My Penis Is Really Big, I Swear.)

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/22/politics/kochs-reserve-fund-he...

It's a veritable Sophie's Choice! Do Republicans support the tribe and the tangerine sociopath at its heart, or do they lay down so their Daddies will increase their allowance?

And surprise, surprise whistle the Koch brothers won.

Who said money doesn't matter in politics? cool devil whistle


Trump: "But GUUUUUUYS. You promised!"
GOP: "Our Dad says we can't, or they'll ground us."
Trump: "I'm gonna tell everyone what jerks you are!"
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There is something intriguing about those who choose to be openly evil.
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MWChapel wrote:
There is something intriguing about those who choose to be openly evil.


Waiting for the scene when they explain their master plan to the hero.
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