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"Hank's penchant for beer and half-price wings led to the 153rd Jetpack Regiment's first VTOL AWOL."
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"Major Tom to Ground Control. I say again; the crotch chafing is excruciating. How copy, over?"
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The first Flatulence Assisted Rocket Takeoff device is demonstrated.
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Stress test? You want to stress test the jetpack?
I AM THE STRESS TEST!
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When Santa decided to ditch his reindeer, he hadn't accounted for the jetback not fitting down the chimneys!
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Despite the Hollywood myth, most alien abductions have relied on remote-controlled jetpacks with "try me" tags as baits.
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It wasn't until he was airborne that Seymour realized that he had to keep blowing frantically into the mouthpiece to stay aloft.
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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
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Although the airmobile tuba was a success, flying marching bands never caught on with the public.
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"When I get down from here I'm going to KILL THE BASTARD WHO RAN AN EXHAUST TUBE INTO MY DAMN SUIT!! YOU HEAR ME??!! YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!!!!"
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When it is your turn to send a VASSAL move, the wait is excruciating. When it's my turn, well, I've been busy.
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As he soared high above the city skyline, it occurred to Phil that insisting on a visible fuel gauge Would have been a good idea.
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I really should have listened to Shatner when he insisted I wear a girdle for the photo-op.

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Iron Man : original concept.


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With his newly patented bowel air recirculation unit, Joe's farting problem was finally put to good use!
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"To infinity, and beyond!"
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"When my ride arrived, I realized I should not have selected the cheapest option on Lyft."
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Though it is rare, occasionally even Space Marines retire and lose a little bit of tone.

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A production still from the new live-action comedy "The World of Commander McBragg" coming to Tuesday nights this fall on ABC.
21 May 2017


Titles: The World of Commander McBragg
Names: Wilfred Brimley
Characters: C.A. McBragg


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"They told me half an hour a day for three months and my beer belly will disappear. "
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"They came to the quick conclusion that the first leaf blower was over powered."
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Aloysius Knievel was always jealous of his better-known brother.
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IN THE YEAR 2000 ...
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kyletravels wrote:
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The machine handled pretty good, the suit was comfortable but I think I will pass on the crotch strap next time.
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