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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (June 1, 2017) -- Uncannily microscopic amounts of GG to be won! rss

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"You should have seen the duck!"
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Fat = adjective
Surprise = former noun, now a verb
Duck = verb(command)
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"This is exactly the kind of disaster which happens when the Create-A-Caption Contest stops using old historical black and white photographs!"
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russ wrote:
"This is exactly the kind of disaster which happens when the Create-A-Caption Contest stops using old historical black and white photographs!"

This good enough for ya?

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Free delivery has been suspended until further notice.
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Magneto was too impatient to leave a bad Yelp review.
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Affordable Dry Cleaner makes delivery straight to the kitchen though front door...customers better Duck...
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The tit-for-tat reprisals between catering rivals Fat Duck Surprise and Noodle Chicken Mega Blitz had escalated to a new level.
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Qwan Lo, owner of Fat Duck Surprise told reporters, "We thought that digging a hole clear through to China would be a good way to cut down on delivery costs, but we forgot the trucks would be upside down."
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"You see Bob, the spatial problems inherent in a two-dimensional space game like Star Fleet Battles is that everyone is oriented to the same plane. In three-dimensional space, that just doesn't make any sense. Imagine this van was a ship, and I took off vertically from the other side of the planet.."

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Sorry, duck's out.

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The results of failure to conform to Rule 35.5: "A vehicle must be placed In Column immediately upon entering any building hex."
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"That's what I call meals on wheels."
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"The restaurant's survival was in doubt due to the lack of available parking."
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The Inception operation was going well, until one of the team members felt an irresistible urge for a big dish of beef chow mein.
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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Guy in blue Sweatshirt: "For an incident of this magnitude, I'm gonna need at least one more traffic cone. Put it right here, where I am standing."
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Managers at Fat Duck Surprise despaired of ever finding a reliable delivery truck driver after this last incident.
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"Brakes? We doan need no stinkin' br- WHOA, WALL!!!"
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It was hoped sales would increase with the installation of a drive thru window.
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I wonder what this fortune means?




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"So you're saying that if I go down this slide, I'll lose all my fat?"
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Proof again that there are simply no limits to a clever marketing campaign.
It is, however, vitally important to understand the broader business implications before signing anything.
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