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Here is one I came up with:

A classroom of kindergartners Ms. Jones is at the front of the class talking to Ms. Smith. Jones and Smith are exchanging pleasantries and Smith leaves the room.

{"Happy 30th Birthday" Ms. Jones is written on the chalkboard.}
Jones: "OK class it's time to get to work we have a "job" to do!
[minor shenanigans ensue]
Jones: Now I need you to focus on the task on hand please! (said firm but nicely. Kids grit teeth look irritated Note: do not exaggerate!)
Smith: "Ms. Jones you have an urgent call in the office!
Jones: [leaves classroom]
Smith: "OK kids now that Ms. Jones is out of the room I want you to draw a picture of her for her birthday! She'll love it"
[Smith mills about the room looking at pictures]
{picture of a plus size person}
Smith: Oh MY john why did you draw her like that?
Johnny: She's a fat disgusting pig! [humming happy with flourish]
[insert appropriate DJT tweet or cited quote]
{picture of a stick figure with red scribbled all over the place}
Smith: "Gee what the all the crayon red for?"
Sally: "She has blood coming out of her whatever." [whistling or sing-songing innocently]
[insert appropriate DJT tweet or cited quote]
{blank piece of paper on the child's desk}
Smith: "Aren't you going to draw a picture, Bobby?"
Bobby: "Just because you say that it's her "birthday" doesn't mean that it is. It could be a lie or "fake news" to try and trick us!" [non confrontational manner]
[insert appropriate DJT tweet or cited quote]
[Fade to black: on the screen in white letters "Kid's say the darndest things"]
[fin]

No explanation, commentary no mention of DJT directly during fade...

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/donald-trump-cabinet-...

The Trump Cabinet meeting, laughs, although, it can actually be an ad for either the Repubs or Dems, for the Repubs, an obvious affirmation of Trumps greatness, for the Dems, an obvious affirmation of Trumps narcissism.

That meeting, pound for pound, is the best ammo for both parties, although for sane people, it likely helps the Dems more.
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abadolato01 wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/donald-trump-cabinet-...

The Trump Cabinet meeting, laughs, although, it can actually be an ad for either the Repubs or Dems, for the Repubs, an obvious affirmation of Trumps greatness, for the Dems, an obvious affirmation of Trumps narcissism.

That meeting, pound for pound, is the best ammo for both parties, although for sane people, it likely helps the Dems more.


I have the visual for that!
 
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