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http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/05/build-the-...

Lighthearted article, about the Trump Memorial. With Trumps ego, there is no question we should be designing this monument now.

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abadolato01 wrote:
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/05/build-the-...

Lighthearted article, about the Trump Memorial. With Trumps ego, there is no question we should be designing this monument now.

Submit all nominations here. Nominating materials will not be returned to the creator. Best Monument will be voted on by you, the members of RSP.

I thought it was already agreed that the only appropriate memorial for our American Pharaoh Deity is a pyramid in the middle of Manhattan. It would have to be yuge. And golden. Trump Tower would have to be incorporated. Central Park would have to go. Many city blocks would have to be leveled. And the East River probably would have to be filled in.
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A giant, erect, proud, masculine cock statue out front of the white house should do the trick.

 
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I think the design should start with a gold-plated urinal and go from there.
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dkearns wrote:
A giant, erect, proud, masculine cock statue out front of the white house should do the trick.


No, most people who hate women as much as he does and again brag about their sexual prowess like he does have… issues in that regard.
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The Trump library reading room will be full of Juggs and Pageantry * Magazines with pages inexplicably stuck together.



* http://www.pageantrymagazine.com/
 
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Do you really want a monument of an arsehole the size of Mount Rushmore?
 
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Easy. Just sculpt this piece marble.



Could be made a bit better if mainstream media outlets and mentally deficient leftists were sculpted under the treads. Bonus points if their sodomizing each other while being crushed.

Maybe we could commission the piece from an artist in Russia, our proven overlords!
 
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A giant golden toilet would be appropriate.
 
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Maybe with the historic quote:

"I have some pretty severe things that we are thinking about. That doesn't mean we are going to do it. I don't draw red lines."
 
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A dumpster fire with an eternal flame.
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Trump is already working on his monument. It's his giant wall.
 
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I suggest a companion statue to the Statue of Liberty in a "grabbing" pose.
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dkearns wrote:
A giant, erect, proud, masculine cock statue out front of the white house should do the trick.

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How about a pair of tiny, handcuffed hands?
 
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ohbalto wrote:
How about a pair of tiny, handcuffed hands?

Sounds creepy.

Being serious for a moment, the way Trump poses with, treats, and talks to and about his daughter is creepy as hell. When I think small hands (although I know the joke) I still think automatically children. Trump has too much about him raising alarm bells for any possible ambiguity to be permitted IMO.
 
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Could be made a bit better if mainstream media outlets and mentally deficient leftists were sculpted under the treads. Bonus points if their sodomizing each other while being crushed.

Maybe we could commission the piece from an artist in Russia, our proven overlords!

Been a while since I've seen something this ugly in RSP. shake
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