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Subject: Never mind the Trump fiasco, which is the worst CSI series and why? rss

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The answer is obvious: Miami, with David Caruso, ginger wanker. What does he do?

Takes off shades; says something
Fiddles with shades; says something
Puts on shades; says something
[All of the above in a sort of profound + comforting tone of voice]

Recycle ad lib.

Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Edit for clarity

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David N wrote:
The answer is obvious: Miami, with David Caruso, ginger wanker. What does he do?

Takes off shades; says something
Fiddles with shades; says something
Puts on shades; says something
[All of the above in a sort of profound + comforting tone of voice]

Recycle ad lib.

Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Edit for clarity



Yes. Also, what's with the moody ginger theme in RSP?

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David N wrote:
The answer is obvious: Miami, with David Caruso, ginger wanker. What does he do?

Takes off shades; says something
Fiddles with shades; says something
Puts on shades; says something
[All of the above in a sort of profound + comforting tone of voice]

Recycle ad lib.

Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Edit for clarity



Yes. Also, what's with the moody ginger theme in RSP?



#GingerLivesMatter

Even if they don't have souls.
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Miami had the cheese factor that makes it watchable. Cyber was just downright unwatchable.
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I've never watched any of the CSIs ever, not my kind of show. But the only one I know anything about is Miami because of that period of David Caruso making-a-pun-and-putting-on-his-sunglasses-memes. Therefore CSI: Miami is actually the best CSI.
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All of them. All of that trite, shallow, fantasy-science nonsense is the worst.

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DavidDearlove wrote:
ChitChat????


Perhaps he didn't
*dons shades*
investigate his options.

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I watched one episode of CSI Miami. They used so much bogus/bleeding edge tech that police departments don't have and broke so many laws during the episode (police brutality being a bjg one) that I never went back.

Law and Order was infinitely better. The OG series, not spinoffs.
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...and broke so many laws during the episode (police brutality being a bjg one)....
So at least that was realistic? I kid.

I've never seen any of them actually. If I watch a crime show I prefer reruns of Psych or Monk.
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David N wrote:
Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Careful there. Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger".
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Meat wrote:
David N wrote:
Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Careful there. Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger".
A ginger snap, so to speak.
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Meat wrote:
David N wrote:
Will I be warned for referring to him as a ginger wanker? Is it gingerphobic?

Careful there. Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger".

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Miami had the cheese factor that makes it watchable. Cyber was just downright unwatchable.


Yeah, Miami was dialed up to 200% funny, Vegas was soapy and silly but fun, NY was fraught, overly dramatic and silly but occasionally fun, but CSI Cyber was "old man yells at computer" garbage. So terrible on every level.
 
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All CSI's after Grissom left the original series. The first two-three years of that serious was incredible. Very detailed, very intricate. Simplified, of course, for consumption by non-scientist types. But then they started getting into the characters' personal lives, and I still didn't care.

Of course, all of them had the same gigantic flaw: amazingly attractive female staff members. I was a cop reporter for more than a decade, saw a lot of forensic teams at crime scenes. The chicks looked more like Kathy Bates than Marg Helgenberger. The real ones, though, were great interviews: smart as shit, didn't take crap, good quotes.

Shout-out for the original Law & Order. Along with Hill Street Blues, my favorite cop procedural show.
 
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The "best" CSI, obviously, is whichever one gave us this scene:

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GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address

Wow, who wrote that line. I'm a SW guy, I know what VB is, I'm not really sure how you would 'track an IP address' although I know it would more be about going through logs, maybe using some processing scripts, i dunno.

But who cares. what was that writer thinking using the 'visual basic'?! How boring and not cool sounding can you get! Why not javascript or c#, or even cobol or pascal. But no, they went with Visual Basic.
 
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I've never watched any of the CSIs ever, not my kind of show. But the only one I know anything about is Miami because of that period of David Caruso making-a-pun-and-putting-on-his-sunglasses-memes. Therefore CSI: Miami is actually the best CSI.


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DavidDearlove wrote:
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Cunt!

Fuck Trump!

Benghaziiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, now it's RSP ready.
 
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Wow, who wrote that line. I'm a SW guy, I know what VB is, I'm not really sure how you would 'track an IP address' although I know it would more be about going through logs, maybe using some processing scripts, i dunno.

Here's the actual program she put together:
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Wow, people in the uk still watch csi? I didn't realize british TV was in such a dire place.
 
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