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¡dn ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ ı puɐ uǝllɐɟ ǝʌ,ı
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Life lesson: Hamsters are NOT diswasher safe.
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A man goes into a greasy spoon truck stop, and orders a hamburger from the guy working the counter.
Through the hole in the wall, he can see the chef in the kitchen. He takes a raw meatball out of a container, puts it under his armpit and pulls his elbow in, flattening it. He throws it onto the grill to cook, and continues on with his other orders.

"That's revolting!" shouts the customer, pointing at what he just saw.

"You think that's bad?" says the counter man. "It's a good thing that you didn't see him this morning, when he was making the doughnuts."
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I learned this joke but it was a sweaty belly, pizza dough and bagels. And yes, it was set in Brooklyn.
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Don't tell us you just heard this joke. That would indicate you've lived a life of unhealthy isolation.
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I would say that makes the case for healthy isolation.
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http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/09/20/man-gets-penis-s...

Stupid people make me feel more self-assured.

This guy is the world champion donut maker.
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In order to prevent public humiliation, do not try this at home. But if you try this anyway, try it at home.
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The diner at a local nudist colony had to change their breakfast menu when the health department disapproved of how the waiters were carrying the donuts to the tables.
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