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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (Dec. 21, 2017) -- Merry and bright amounts of GG to be won! rss

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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"Unbeknownst to Belinda, her hairdresser Pierre had carefully stuffed each ornament with catnip to ensure that the full Christmas tree effect was achieved for her SPCA office party."
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Now that's a coronation ceremony!

Note to self: You know you've dug too deeply when you get to the botanical wordplay.
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"Just a trim"

"Say no more"
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Oh, those zany Dutch ... inventors of the first Yule Tactical Hair Unit (but still couldn't climb Everest).
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Mary, always a hit at the staff party, figured that if she could get a kiss under the mistletoe she was going to have the best night ever under a fully decorated Christmas tree.
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It's not exactly a pear tree, but there is a tiny partridge in there!
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Her elation over the new hairstyle rapidly dissipated after she received the diagnosis of Dutch Elm disease.
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During the ensuing trial, Tony admitted that omitting the electrical inspection had been a serious error.
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Tony Orlando before Dawn.
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That night, she successfully surprised Santa, and he had a good fortune to recover from a heart attack within a few hours; a very merry Christmas all around!
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Mary's smile quickly disappeared when she faced the mirror. The irony was, Bob the barber was later found stabbed by the very same tree topper he put there.
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Volunteer for the WW1 USO Christmas Armistice squad.

They would march along the trenches, eyeline just beneath crest level, singing Christmas hymns in German, French, and English.

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The truth is that Christmas was created by the gob'ment to give cover for their secret mind control progreem. This is now photigriffic proof of a secret agent being decked out with cleendistine mobiale relay station.
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Just a couple more hairstyles like this, and everybody will stop noticing the pattern on my shirt!
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Wanna Shake your Tree?


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"So, when can I open the presents under the tree?"
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O Hair Salon, o Hair Salon
How lovely are thy Dutchgirls
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Cindylu Who at 25.
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I’m gonna add the sleigh bell. It can get a little annoying, but you’ll get HBO for free.
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Make sure you soak your feet once a day, or you’ll start dropping needles by Tuesday.
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quinonoid wrote:

sidenote: I love the small sign in the background. It's Dutch, it says: "Do what you want, they'll gossip anyway".
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Oh yes, that's great! Leia Organa will pale with envy! Solo's mine!
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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"I love what you've done so far, Alain-Phillipe, but do you think we might take the tinsel down a notch?"
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When terrorists seized hostages at a Belgium Christmas-tree lot, the all-female SWAT team needed special camouflage for the rescue attempt.
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