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Chris Dippel
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My Secret Santa requested these, so I thought I would share:

We Three Kings
We've a winning board game design-
Theme with mechanisms align!
We'll set par as
Spiel des Jahres
Wouldn't that be divine!

God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
God rest ye, merry meeple men; we'll leave you in your tray.
God knows you get a workout almost every other day
In KeyFlower and Carcassone, you're always on display.
On your sides, little journeymen of wood!
Workers of wood!
On your sides, little journeymen of wood!

It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
"Let's hope the rulebook is crystal clear..."
Each Kickstarter backer has prayed.
With simple text and with sample turns
To show how the game should be played.
"Oh no! They wrote these in character voice!"
A blood vessel bursts in my head.
"The text is lime on an emerald page..."
But all I can see is red.
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Michael Barlow
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Oh, I like Dana Carvey in old SNL singing:

"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!
"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!
"Leave me alone! Please go away!
I'm doing fine! Just get away!"
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chris
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I listen to 12 pains of Christmas. A lot.
 
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Shannon McCabe
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The Jalapeno Chorus by the Turtle Creek Chorale is my favorite holiday song of all time. Happy holidays, everyone!
 
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wayne mathias
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Steve Vondra
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From my old High School: Valley Forge Military Academy

Hark! the herald angels shout
Three more days 'til we get out
We'll get drunk and we'll get laid
Jesus Christ! We've got it made.

Through the slush and through the snow
Out those goddamn gates we'll go
No more shining shoes or brass
Valley Forge can kiss my ass

Hark! the herald angels shout
Three more days
'til we get out.

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