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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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"The widespread legalization of marijuana led to the development of all sorts of new roadside impairment tests...some less practical than others."
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Olympic-class hurdlers never know when they will need their next drink.

It’s always best to be prepared.

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The least interesting man in the world.
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One last tour here on the Death Star and I can retire. What was that noise?!
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Good fences make good neighbors.
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Lord Halmont was pleased that the War Office kindly accepted the offer of his butler's services to the war effort, and was doubly pleased when he was selected for commando training.
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The first replicant waiters relied too much on their superior agility, while human counterparts simply walked around the obstacle relying on their common sense.
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Thanks to state-of-the-art photography, Jeeves was disqualified and his previous records nullified.

IV.7(f) The butler's hand shall keep entirely beneathe the tray, and upon which it shall be balanced.
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Jules Vern never did explain Passepartout's qualifications very well.
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First skateboarding, now the 100 metre 'tipple chase'. The 2020 summer olympics are officially off the rails.
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Tired of always getting wedgies from the bullies during gym class, Alfred decided to it was in his best interest to make a peace offering.
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The Yorkshire labour council took a dim view of Lord Grantham's tendency to have "a bit of fun" at the expense of his footmen.
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"Steady on, old chap, don't disturb the sediment".
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Marcel's such an entertaining fellow.

Doesn't he know he can walk around the obstacle in stead of leaping over it?

That's what's so entertaining about him!
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"Shaken, not stirred!"
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"Harold began to rankle the other runners when he grew so cocky that he brought his celebratory drink with him during the race."
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Before the Fosbury Flop, there was the Fosbury fop.

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Unfortunately, Carruthers entirely misunderstood the entrance requirements for the British Olympic fencing team.


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The first event in the Nicolas Cage haircut look a like contest.
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Only a few candidates have the right stuff to be a waiter at the Royal Hurdles restaurant. The selection process is brutally challenging and designed to weed out all but the must outstanding talent.
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