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If America were scored like a Reiner Knizia game, we'd be doing very poorly and losing points, since you only score for how your worst category is doing. We're cutting support for the groups we should be bolstering, in order to boost the categories in which we're already doing fine, but it's only going to make our ultimate score much worse.
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The only category we're not doing well at is LOSING, cuz there is SO MUCH WINNING going on, amirite?

Knizia? Lemon squeeze ya? What kind of pussy name is Reiner? Bet he got grabbed a lot, you know you can do that when you're famous like me.

Plus, LIBERALS, HILARY LOST, so get over it. We're gonna LOCK HER UP and make Mexico pay for it. Right after I nuke either North Korea, Iran, or Montenegro. Losers. Where's the gorilla channel?

#MAGA, #Gorillasareawesome

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Yeah, haven't you heard? You get the rules of the game by watching Fox News a couple hours each day, and checking into one of 3 ragebonered sites on a regular basis. You then confirm your alpha status by going on Facebook, where the win condition then becomes how many racist memes you can share.
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Donald Trump's Tigris and Euphrates. At the end of the game, pick your biggest colour, subtract all the others and that's your score. Treasures are positive of course. Tie break is which colour you picked: obviously leadership is best, and farming is last.
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Dearlove wrote:
Donald Trump's Tigris and Euphrates. At the end of the game, pick your biggest colour, subtract all the others and that's your score. Treasures are positive of course. Tie break is which colour you picked: obviously leadership is best, and farming is last.


#forgottenfarmers #MAGA #illegalDEMogrants
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Shadrach wrote:
Dearlove wrote:
Donald Trump's Tigris and Euphrates. At the end of the game, pick your biggest colour, subtract all the others and that's your score. Treasures are positive of course. Tie break is which colour you picked: obviously leadership is best, and farming is last.


#forgottenfarmers #MAGA #illegalDEMogrsnts


Is that last one genuine or fake Trump incoherence?
 
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Osirus wrote:
If America were scored like a Reiner Knizia game, we'd be doing very poorly and losing points, since you only score for how your worst category is doing.

Those are fake rules.
 
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