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Wendell
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Just asking since it got diverted to Anchorage because a passenger had (and I am not making this up) pooped up all the bathrooms...

A United passenger befouled the bathrooms so badly the plane had to land
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At work, my cube is next door to a lady that had to fly to Dallas for work. On the return trip, someone (and no one ever admitted it) "watered themselves", and the smell was so putrid, there were a couple of people holding barf bags just in case. Happened mid-flight, and they had to suffer the rest of the time all the way home. No emergency landing.
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Reason #412 why I will never fly again.
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I can't remember if it was here or another forum, but someone related a tale of waiting in line for a driver's license renewal (or something also already onerous enough.) He got behind someone (let's just say female, to set the scene of flimsy and form fitting attire) who had become the source of a hideous smell and an obvious ... bulge.

Not quite the same as being trapped in an aircraft, but what do you do (either party) when you desperately need to keep your place in line?

(A no brainer for me if I am the one in need of a poop, I head for the toilet.)
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bltzlfsk wrote:


(A no brainer for me if I am the one in need of a poop, I head for the toilet.)


That seems wise!
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Discussions like this are the number 2 reason people avoid Chit Chat.
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ugh... just... man... really!?... I hate people.
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Sunday nights at the Vegas airport are a thing to behold, a post-apocalyptic scrum we refer to as "Escape from Vegas". People will tend to party right up to the last minute in order to squeeze the most out of their brief bacchanalia—and turn up at the airport in their wet swimsuit, sunburned and shit-faced. We put wagers on where The Poopening will occur—because it always does, like one of two birds taking flight from a fencepost—either on the rental car shuttle or in the security line. Once, it happened on the plane itself and we were delayed as they came and removed the seats in that half-row so we could fly sans stink.
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When my husband visited a brand-new dollar store, I asked him what it was like.

He couldn't really say, because when he was in line he was between someone who reeked of cigarette smoke and someone whose underarms hadn't EVER been washed.

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BeyondMonopoly wrote:
Discussions like this are the number 2 reason people avoid Chit Chat.


Do they 'hold their noses' and leave?
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The lesson here is do NOT eat my cooking before a flight.
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Did they not have a sign saying poop in the toilet?
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