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Nathanael Green
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BONUS!

PNP edition for backers $10 and above:



Credit to garygarison for the original version of this joke
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This.
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Don't forget the Red counter add-on
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Omg its so true! Don’t forget the custom shiny box and cards at the thickness they should be to begin with!
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It's a gimmick to generate pre sales.

If you aren't American, you can generally wait on clicking that back button and make sure the game gets good reviews and... ACTUALLY DELIVERS.



Stop losing money to cancelled or bad games! Make the publisher take the financial risk. Avoid the shinys!


I just got my joker tiles for Azul.


Note: I do back games on KS, but try not to get suckered if I can.
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Also I am American and I approve this thread.
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Hilarious. thumbsupthumbsup
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ReluctantFr0g wrote:

Note: I do back games on KS, but try not to get suckered if I can.


... too late ...
 
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Sanity returns and you try to cancel your pledge prior to shipping. The company never heard of you. They did, however, find your credit card.
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And, if you back now, for only $799.00 extra, the disc is made of real [pot] metal! And it comes with two shiny [!] cards!
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guigtexas wrote:
ReluctantFr0g wrote:

Note: I do back games on KS, but try not to get suckered if I can.


... too late ...


Much too late...
 
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Don't forget the playmat for $10.00 extra Kickstarter Exclusive.
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Yeah i have long since given up on kickstarter. I don't buy games often enough and frankly do not need the new hotness with 400 extras I will never even get to because who has that kind of time...

I will wait listen and watch reviews and play it myself likely before thinking about buying or asking for as a christmas present more likely.
 
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Thank you for this post - I took me right back to MAD magazine where it would have been a perfect joke!
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No female Cthulhu minis in just bras and knickers?
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No $250 pledge level where I can get my portrait drawn onto the chip so other backers can say "Why did the artist draw this out-of-place ugly idiot on here"?
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Looking forward to searching for my name in tiny print on the back page of the rulebook.
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And then finding the rulebook obsolete because it had to be rewritten as a PDF due to massive errors.
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Tynes wrote:
No $250 pledge level where I can get my portrait drawn onto the chip so other backers can say "Why did the artist draw this out-of-place ugly idiot on here"?


Better yet, submit a picture of your elementary school kid and ask the creator if he'll have the artist draw him ten years older on a card in the game and the creator agrees. shake

You'll have to hunt for the picture in an upcoming KS card game, but look for the young man with the *very* square jaw.
 
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Mlsgeek wrote:
And then finding the rulebook obsolete because it had to be rewritten as a PDF due to massive errors.


Better yet, the rulebook had to be rewritten because it was someone else's rulebook. shake
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Mlsgeek wrote:
Sanity returns and you try to cancel your pledge prior to shipping. The company never heard of you. They did, however, find your credit card.


Plus, they changed their company name. Twice. shake
 
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I've never had horror stories like this, but I've heard enough about them! laugh
 
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Postage will be calculated once pledge level is selected.

Postage:
US: Included in all pledge levels
Canada: $20
EU: $40
Rest of world: Three times your selected pledge level
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Eh.
 
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