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Hello there!

I was recently shown perhaps the best possible summary of how The Mouse has run the Star Wars franchise thus far:



Besides the fact that this lampooning of Disney makes me smile a whole bunch, the new Empire Mission card specific to Krennic, "Secure the Plans" (located near the middle of this image)...

LievenDV wrote:


... is drab and non-specific, and basically begs for alternate artwork of the Vader & Stormtroopers dancing on a Disney stage.

Perhaps even an artistic rendition of Krennic's actor's portrait from that interview, looking sheepish, with his name on it for clarity?

That is my feeling, at least. Specifically, the shared sensation of "goosebumps" at the deliciousness of such a thing.

Any artsy takers, up for making this satirical dream a reality?
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Right. Blame Disney. Because they never ever did anything silly with Star Wars before Disney was involved. Ever. Like this clip from the game Rebel Assault II. Tense serious drama all the way.

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While we're discussing horribly non specific flavor text can we all agree that "Krennics Finest" should be Iden Versio? Maybe not the most iconic hero but certainly significant in the Galactic Empire also somebody with... you know... an actual name.
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KoalaXav wrote:
Right. Blame Disney. Because they never ever did anything silly with Star Wars before Disney was involved. Ever. Like this clip from the game Rebel Assault II. Tense serious drama all the way.

*cough*holidayspecial*cough*
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We can all lob shots at the various spikes in Star Wars productions, but I'm honestly interested in the original request. I'm no artist, but such a thing would be hilarious.
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Will this do?
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WOW, the leader portrait is amazing.
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daricles wrote:


Will this do?


This wins my heart.

Very much obliged, and unfortunately, your card already stole the one word I had to describe this outcome.
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