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Subject: Some of my Favorite not-quite-inappropriate deck names rss

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J Kaemmer
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I don't like people posting a bunch of deck names for the sake of it, but the other day I just felt like skimming through a bunch of random decks and seeing if I could find any aprticularly "interesting" combinations and I definitely found some very funny combinations that were NOT BANNED!

Every single one of these is real, feel free to look them up on the Keyforge webiste

https://www.keyforgegame.com/search


Firstly, let me introduce you to the greatest Archon that ever lived:


Sargent "Hot Stuff" Bottomdancer


https://www.keyforgegame.com/deck-details/cce3313e-6bab-4701...


Here's some more that may or may not be inappropriate

Funia, He who Smells of the Bush

Nymboon, She who Chews on the Bush

Isiah, Privateer of the Slippery River

Whisperia, the Sage of Seduction

Iris "Frau Smasher" Provensen

Hyrningr "Mistress Smasher" Steensen

G. Randell, Baroness of the Slick Chamber

VcVahon the Wantonly Slick

The Invader that Totally Greases Animals
(fun fact all decks with Invader in the name contain House Mars)

Razaei, the "Tentacle" of Domination
(fun fact all decks with Tentacle contain EITHER Dis Or Mars)

Eder, the Tentacle of Seduction

Hernando "Dame Snake" Radigan

Hemipeeve, the "Predator" of Love

Vertlet, the Dramatic Bush Infiltrator

Norlorn, Ranger of the Musky Bush

He that Loves Arson (less raunchy, more pro-crime)

The Succubus that Can't Remember Alleys
(fun fact all decks with "Succubus" contain Dis)

P. X. Starblow of the Wrinkled Pike

Some more I found particularly amusing

Parsons "Cpt. Big Daddy" Myers

Madam Donkeyball, the Scarring Watcher (lol donkeyball)

The Drunk Teacher
...and his student
Q. P. Octavalor of the Drunk School

The Free Spirit who Cries of The Party

Quipdaddy, Kingdom Writer
(greatest comedian and screenplay writer in all the land)

Warlord Lobsterstump, the Steely Fist
(how did he get his metal hand you ask? well this giant red monster... nah, I'm kidding, it was a lobster.)

T. Heavyhold, Holmrun's Protruding Paladin
(not funny so much as incredibly appropriate for super fat knight, I truly believe this could be real character... just a huge lardass in an undersized suit of armor)

Singulin "Citizen Triple Threat" Beacon

Procter of Beerhalla
(Why isn't beerhalla a thing... or is beerhalla just Valhalla for people who don't fight anywhere except in bars?)

The Boy that Loves Dis
(this idiot doesn't even have any Dis cards in his deck!)

W. Baumgartner, the Bush Protector
(another pretty accurate name, "baum" means tree and gartner... you can figure that out. there's actually like 20+ Baumgartners in Keyforge each with Untamed in their deck; 100% of the time!)

Ghoa "Crazy Eyes" Fuegosin
...Who is not to be confused with
Ghoa "Mr. Crazy Eyes" Ming
(mix them up or forget the "Mr" and you are likely to get stabbed!)

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Hilarious, thank you for sharing! Still one of my favorite touches in this game. The unique names definitely fuel my desire to crack new packs.

I'm surprised "The Boy that Loves Dis" doesn't have any Dis in it, especially when it's been determined / confirmed that the names generally do have some relation to deck composition (at least with regards to some terms).
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Quote:

The Boy that Loves Dis
(this idiot doesn't even have any Dis cards in his deck!)
this is amazing
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Obviously the boy's love is unrequited.

I have a deck called "The Overrated Crook".
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My oddest name is Arya, Hampminster Minister.

Say that 10 times fast!
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Jack Spirio wrote:
Quote:

The Boy that Loves Dis
(this idiot doesn't even have any Dis cards in his deck!)
this is amazing

That's b/c we always want, what we don't have.
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My girlfriend played against this one in a sealed tournament the other day:

Fullatio, the Able Orpheum Daughter
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iswearihaveajob wrote:
Isiah, Privateer of the Slippery River

This is amazing. Shakespeare-worthy. Reminds me of the line in Measure for Measure, where a man condemned for fornication is described as having been caught "groping for trouts in a peculiar river."
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I took 'Jemeam, the "Lance Corporal" of Beer' in a draft tournament almost entirely because of the name. The quotes really make the name. lol "Jemeam? No, he's never served! That all started as a joke a few years back. Guy couldn't hold his drink so we started calling him a "Private". Then one day he drinks Lazarus under the table so we promoted him. Now he is all the way up to "Lance Corporal"."

I work in printing. Junk mail mostly. I used to keep a file of actual people with funny names. My personal favorite was 'Chris B. Bacon'.
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Haha, the "Predator of Love" is my friend's deck!

He also has Sir "Alleycat" Lypps
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I got "Palebrain, The Dicey Tower Messenger" out of a pack
Maybe an insult of Fantasy Flight after a critical review..
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Funia, He Who Smells of the Bush is my deck, and it was the very first one I opened
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Jonthebaker wrote:
Funia, He Who Smells of the Bush is my deck, and it was the very first one I opened

NOICE
 
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timolouisse wrote:
I got "Palebrain, The Dicey Tower Messenger" out of a pack
Maybe an insult of Fantasy Flight after a critical review..

Hahahaha! I feel like you are morally obligated to trade that to
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Rippoet Wang, the Righteous and Dense
Wang, Bridegate's Pencil Pusher
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I've got a Roynsen, The Thirsty. It's actually pretty good.
 
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I got the kung-fu move sounding “The Golem who melts the skeleton” which seemed made to counter horsemen. My friend pulled “The one who pokes love”. So far no really good names.
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Just search for wang or bolthole and every one is funny
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Here’s one, and some proof of existence XD

 
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I have a friend who's last name is Pike and he would love the
"P. X. Starblow of the Wrinkled Pike" deck. Does anybody here know who actually has this deck or if it's even for sale?
 
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BruceBanner9w1 wrote:
Just search for wang or bolthole and every one is funny

My favourite Wang is:

Wang the Long-ranged.

And the first card in the deck?

Punch.
 
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glasswalker64 wrote:
I have a friend who's last name is Pike and he would love the
"P. X. Starblow of the Wrinkled Pike" deck. Does anybody here know who actually has this deck or if it's even for sale?

If you look at user comments against KeyForge: Call of the Archons or KeyForge: Call of the Archons – Archon Deck, you'll find lots of people have listed their deck names there. Then you can use BGG to contact them to see if they would be open to selling or trading a particular deck with the name you're looking for. Of course, not everyone buying KeyForge decks logs them on BGG but it's better than nothing.
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...Of course, not everyone buying KeyForge decks logs them on BGG but it's better than nothing.

If a deck hasn't been scanned, it isn't in the deck database. If it's in the deck search, somebody scanned it in.
 
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iswearihaveajob wrote:
The Boy that Loves Dis
(this idiot doesn't even have any Dis cards in his deck!)
The Animal who Propagates Niffle Apes
Not even Untamed...
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nerman8r wrote:
Haha, the "Predator of Love" is my friend's deck!

He also has Sir "Alleycat" Lypps
So, the same guy has "Gropius Maximus." He says he opened all three, but I'm starting to think maybe he's buying them online!
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