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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (December 13, 2018) -- Stupendously stingy amounts of GG to be won! rss

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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"Jerry, can you see me now?"
"Yes, Dan, you're technically only half a level lower than me."
"I'm not moving, but am I still IN MOTION, Jerry?"
"No Dan, you're BOGGED."
"Dammit. Well, I'm facing a hexgrain. Can I try to bypass out of here?"
"You're BOGGED, Jerry. BOGGED."
"I hate you, Dan."
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"Trust me, it's the future - no one is going to be using piledrivers in a few years time."
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Jimmy "Asphalt" Bennedeto was considered a true artist among his fellow, mob-enforcer peers. The Longshoremen local 336 never had another late shipment after this incident.

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The Lockheed Burbank plant's disguise was indistinguishable until management decided it was a smart idea to move a truck unto the canopy...

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Here ya go boss! You asked me to keep deliveries off the radar and underground.
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Use your mirrors!

(I can tell how many of you have ever learned to drive a truck by the thumbs)
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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Sorry, but the lowest seniority driver always has to make the coal deliveries to hell, Curley.
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I am the Underminer!
I have always been below you,
but nothing is is below me!

I hereby declare war on all who carry the ground about the ground. I seize all dirt in the name of the dirt!
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quinonoid wrote:


"...Damn Graboids!"
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Amazon's delivery of my order: Vintage Hammer was delayed for a whole week and I had to pick it up myself due to an "unreasonabe weight"! Worst service ever! Not buying from them anymore! Even one star is too much! --- Thor.arrrh
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Who put a parking lot over a septic tank right at the dock?


Note: This actually happened to me way back in 1980. My Dad was a 7-UP man with a big old truck back then, and I was his paid summer help. One day they opened a new convenience store in Ocean View (Norfolk, Va) and we went to stock it. I was a hot August day.

I am at the dock, unloading the truck from the side, when I felt it move; I jumped off just as it fell into the septic tank.

Took a big danged crane to lift it out - we were stranded for an entire day. the air smelling of crap and angst.



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"The destiny of nations is shaped by the plangent vicissitude of destroying enemy flattops, interdicting their convoys, and severing their reinforcements and supply lines. And, if you make ace along the way... well, that's just gravy."
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And it said it was only "a little scratch" on Craigslist!
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SSR4 Sewer Movement is permitted for vehicles that are not AFV. Check for Bog as if entering Woods.
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Walt's demonstration of the Thunderbird 2 launch sequence went exactly to plan.
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"No, this is Albuquerque."
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The Bat Out Of Hell photo shoot wasn't going well until someone had the bright idea of putting Meatloaf on a motorbike.


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ESSO's first ad campaign: Put your tank in a tiger trap!
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Amazon's delivery of my order: Vintage Hammer was delayed for a whole week and I had to pick it up myself due to an "unreasonabe weight"! Worst service ever! Not buying from them anymore! Even one star is too much! --- Thor.arrrh


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17.3.1 - Potholes give a -3 to motorized movement.
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No, I don't think you get the concept of a dump truck. We put the stuff in the back, you don't go get it.
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The Walter Curley Trucking Company can deliver goods direct from China using their newest truck line known to penetrate the Earth's core with relative ease
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"Come on back...come on back...you're ok...come on....ouch! Ok, stop right there."
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When it is your turn to send a VASSAL move, the wait is excruciating. When it's my turn, well, I've been busy.
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The postal service was not prepared for the GMT sale.
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It required much practice for Houdini to perfect his "make a truck disappear" trick work.
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