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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
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"Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you our latest cyborg creation, the GROG-1!"
Crowd gasps.
"Are those machine guns on each arm??"
"No sir! Those are counter clippers! In our standardized lab tests, the GROG-1 can completely clip all 3500 counters of Case Blue in a mere 12 minutes!
"Is, is that a laser on his chest??"
"Yes, ma'am! But no fear -- the GROG-1 uses it purely for LOS determinations."
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Andy
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"With this stylish and portable machine, I can instantly calculate the results of any CRT"
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I love Golden Age Iron Man.
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After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.
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"Somehow I don't think this device to cure ED is going to go over all that well".
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Before there were shoulder pads, the fashion trend was
SHOULDER RODS!
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The underwhelming prototype for the Iron Man costume.


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Gentlemen, we can kinda rebuild him. We kinda have the technology...

He is... the Six Dollar Man.
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Good posture is essential. Technology offers a solution.
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When he was young, Walter Matthau suffered from severe agoraphobia. This device served to keep people out of his personal space when negotiating crowded public spaces (such as sidewalks).
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Hey Girl.

You wouldn't happen to have any WD40 in your purse would you? Your beauty just melted my main sprocket distributor.

No really … help me …
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Although Chad felt somewhat foolish, there was NO WAY that musclebound jerk Derek was going to kick sand in his face again down at the beach.

Not today. Not ever again.
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"Doc, you're sure you can fit me with a smaller pacemaker, yeah?"
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In a rush? Let our portable automatic shirt press iron your shirt while your on your way to that important meeting!

It will even fold your shirts!*

*Please read operating instructions very closely before using this feature.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the very first New York Fashion Week". As you can see not much has changed.
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The first iPhone design was about 40 years too early.
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It's a wee bit small, but it will have to do.
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Inspector Gadget, The Early Years
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The first and last volunteer of the Crawling Sapper Squad.

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The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems. - HS
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Not only did newspaper reporters need to carry their own telegraph stations in order to submit their breaking news stories, they had to be able to run their own cable and poles on occasion.
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Eventually, they got all this into a mobile phone.
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Before graphic artist Ralph McQuarrie came on the scene, this was George Lucas' vision of Darth Vader.
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Testing results for early mobile phones almost universally recommended losing the crotch straps -- too much chafing.
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