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This review originally posted on There Will Be Games where you can find more of my board game reviews.


I'm looking at a box, and one of my earliest memories is looking back at me. An implacable figure in a blue-black jumpsuit, eyes obscured behind a helmet and joints protected by padding. On his chest is a gold badge emblazoned with a single word: Dredd. I drew this character in felt tip, from memory, before I was even able to read, without knowing who he was. That's how deep Judge Dredd had embedded in the psyche of '70s Britain.

He's slept a long time. Too long for us gamers. Now here he is, stony as ever, ready to deliver justice to the apocalyptic wasteland of the Cursed Earth once again.

I break the seal, note with pleasure the "Justice Department Field Ration" box included to store the counters and flip through the rules. It's the same basic engine as The Lost Expedition. You lay down series' of cards, looking for sequences that minimise or discard negative effects. But you also have to prioritise icons that move you across the irradiated desert. Knowing the previous game, this one slides down like a boot knife into its sheath. So I jump in.

Board Game: Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth

Tasty cardboard field rations (image by Wake)


There are important changes though. Instead of bullet icons to drain that resource, there's a "violence" option where you can either lose a bullet or two health. There's also a psi icon which adds a card to the row, but Judge Anderson can take damage to give you a selection instead of a blind draw. Now death can come not only from losing health but gaining rads. Clearly, it's trying to work more meaningful choice into The Lost Expedition's gentlemanly chaos.

Each card of the Cursed Earth's hellscape we pass through has an effect, and we're chasing after Mean Angel and some other perps. The first, Brunner's Warplands, adds a rad to a character. Not the best start.

It gets worse. We're assaulted by Doom Jacks and further irradiated in the Neon Gulch. I struggle to do much with the hands I'm drawing. For all the extra choice in the mechanics, it feels like there's less on the cards themselves, which is frustrating. The Psi option, in particular, feels a bind. Health is so precious and cards so nasty in the wasteland that it feels wiser to draw blind than waste one for a mere choice.

Under my guidance, these famous judges, who've triumphed over impossible odds many tiles, fail miserably. Judge Giant died first, negotiating with looters. Then Anderson in a shootout with a mutant over a bridge toll. Dredd staggered on through another whole march before getting crushed in a dinosaur stampede. He was still miles behind the perps.

Stung by my ineptitude, I decide to take a straw poll of the cards in both decks. It's hardly a full picture but a quick count suggests my first impressions were correct. There are thirteen cards that let you skip others in this game, a key way to avoid negative effects, versus sixteen in The Lost Expedition. There's only one less card that moves your team. But when racing against perps and dangerous environments, the shortfall feels bigger.

Board Game: Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth

The Cursed Earth at Dawn (image by MattDP)


Seems like we're supposed to imagine a dinosaur-infested, mutant-populated nuclear desert is somehow a harder place to cross than the mere Amazon jungle.

A few days later, sad news. Legendary Dredd artist Ron Smith passes away, aged 94. Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth, like its parent game, plays like a comic strip. It's so natural to imagine each card as a panel that you barely notice the story that's building until it's over. So breaking the game out again seems like a fitting tribute, the cards popping with ink from his successors.

We go co-op this time and get the most monstrous card in the deck, legendary Tyrannosaur Satanus, in the very first hand. We're hamstrung however we try to get around it. In the morning trek, cards are encountered in number order and, in a fit of masochism, the designers made Satanus number one. In the afternoon we encounter them in play order. but I'm playing before the owner of this awful beast and, with fewer skip cards in the deck, I have no skip cards in my hand.

There's nothing to do but face it down so we're starved of resources after our very first turn.

Board Game: Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth

You might not like what you find "pushing forwards" (image courtest of publisher)


Next game starts better: our location gives us some extra rations which then get spoiled. We get moving thanks to the psychic Bruja. But then, cynically, we plan to throw Judge giant into a spider's lair for extra movement. Knowing he's marked for sacrifice, he becomes our damage and rad sink for the trek, keeping the others healthy.

It's nasty, but it works. The Cursed Earth is a nasty place and I'm learning that kind of ruthless logic is necessary to survive.

Slowly, though, the desert takes its grim toll. Despite looting an abandoned rad-war bunker and an old 'droid there are too many terrors to cope with. Bounty Hunters and a Rad Storm weakens Anderson, then she falls off a cliff the two were traversing to save time.

Still, the location cards are counting down and we're ahead of the perps, just. But Dredd's left alone to fight off raiders, looters, and dinosaurs. Exposure to the radiation carried by mutant cows finishes him off, a sad end for a great antihero.

One card away, as it turns out, from a win. So I guess it is possible if you're lucky.

As well as solo and co-operative, you can also play Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth competitively. That way there is, at least, guaranteed to be a winner, so we do it. The judges vs perps theme fits the mechanics, where we build two paths and the current player chooses one, a bit better than the parent game. But we'd reckoned without the two movement icons - one for your team, one for the enemy.

Suddenly, this isn't the trivial trickery of trying to out-psych your opponent into picking the wrong path. It's a willful psi-battle that would tax Judge Anderson. I keep trying to build paths that will let my opponent move but will prove too punishing for her to play. She keeps refusing the bait so I streak ahead but I'm in a desperate state, characters irradiated, dying and starving. With one Judge alive I crawl into the home stretch but it's too long. In this game, the goal card gets shuffled into the last three and it proves two cards out of reach, handing a win to the healthy, well-fed perps.

The next time we want to play, I go to the shelf and find Judge Dredd: The Cursed Earth next to The Lost Expedition. My finger hesitates over which to pull down. It's drawn to the older game with its more flexible cards, easier ride and extra options from an expansion. But out of the corner of my eye, I can see old stony-face regarding me with that implacable glare, just like he did in my childhood. So I change tack and down he comes: he is the law, after all.

Writing reviews in this narrative style is an experiment, and I'd welcome feedback. It's also quite time-consuming, so if you felt able to follow me on Twitter or Facebook even be so gracious as to back my Patreon, I'd be hugely thankful.
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Enjoyed the narrative stylethumbsup
I appreciated getting information about the game, and a feel for how it played too.
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Excellent, enjoying the narrative style.
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Nice review, and similar results at my end. It’s a tough cookie👍🏻
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The mighty Judge Dredd killed by radioactive cows...
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Great review. This seems harder than Lost Expedition, which I was winning solo about 1 in 3 perhaps. I think moving is more punishing in JDCE.

I would love your thoughts, if you've played some more games.
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Slept a long time?
He's been continually* published in the UK for the last forty-two years, had three ongoing titles published in the US plus a host of mini-series, two cinema-released films, four roleplaying games (three this century), miniature games (think W40k or Necromunda-style) and numerous computer games.

There was a bit of a dodgy period in the 1990s, but other than that there are three decades plus a few nineties stories that are well worth catching up on.

* published weekly except for a printer's strike in the mid-eighties which affected most UK publishing and apart from seasonal breaks at the end of December each year.
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p.s. yes, another vote in favour of the narrative style.
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sheridan wrote:
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Slept a long time?
He's been continually* published in the UK for the last forty-two years, had three ongoing titles published in the US plus a host of mini-series, two cinema-released films, four roleplaying games (three this century), miniature games (think W40k or Necromunda-style) and numerous computer games.
Thanks for the clarification and glad you enjoyed the review. My intention was to frame the "slept" statement from a board gamer's point of view, but as soon as I checked, I can see that's not at all clear, so I appreciate you taking the time to set it straight.
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I enjoyed reading your review. I am also an old Dredd fan and find myself really wanting this game, but I am not sure why exactly. Everything I have read about it, I'm not sure it's any fun?

 
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dfed22 wrote:
I enjoyed reading your review. I am also an old Dredd fan and find myself really wanting this game, but I am not sure why exactly. Everything I have read about it, I'm not sure it's any fun?

It’s OK as a light time filler, if you like the theme.

There are much better solo games, but it has its place in my collection.
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