Create-A-Caption Contest (February 14, 2019) -- Startlingly seductive amounts of GG to be won! | Wargames

User Loco

(quinonoid)

Canada

Feeling lucky, punk?

[+] Dice rolls

User Loco

(quinonoid)

Canada

Feeling lucky, punk?

Designer: "Well, what do you think?"
Publisher: "Boring!"
Designer: "What's wrong with it?"
Publisher: "The artillery rules. Boooooring! You need to find a way to spice them up."
Designer: "I know just the thing..."

[+] Dice rolls

Andrew B

(andrewbwm)

Sweden
Stockholm

Best bachelor party ever!

[+] Dice rolls

Peter Lloyd

(plloyd1010)

United States
Longmont
Colorado

Shh! Keep it down guys. Remember the Germans are a bunch of chauvinists.
They won't call to action if they think we're girls. Now act dainty!

Last edited Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:41 pm (Total Number of Edits: 1)
Posted Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:40 pm
- QuickReply
- QuickQuote
- Reply
- Quote

[+] Dice rolls

Carl Fung

(calvinboy24)

United States
Old Greenwich
Connecticut

quinonoid wrote:

The Fairy Battery provided artillery support for Tinkerbell... those weren't sparkles around her, it was a barrage of HE exploding.

[+] Dice rolls

Steve

(slashing)

United Kingdom
Farnham
Surrey

Corporal Klinger's reassignment to artillery was more successful than his previous job.

[+] Dice rolls

Hunga Dunga

(Hungadunga)

Canada
Oakville
Ontario

“This ain’t no butter churn, Maggie!”

[+] Dice rolls

Rich Keiser

(darthhugo)

United States
Waunakee
Wisconsin

quinonoid wrote:

The Fire-For-Effect-Fairy-Godmothers

[+] Dice rolls

Jeff Saxton

(Mack_me_Bucko)

United States
Affton (St. Louis)
Missouri

After all, gas can is my middle name. Eh, not really.

Sadly, the gun crew took the meaning of "H.M.S. Pinafore" literally ....

[+] Dice rolls

Brent Pollock

(WBRP)

Canada
Saskatoon
Saskatchewan

Ma-ry had a lit-tle BLAM!
Lit-tle BLAM!
Lit-tle BLAM!

[+] Dice rolls

Carsten Bohne

(dasher47051)

Germany
Duisburg
NRW

Loretta (on the right) just loved how her adorable ammunition belt matched with her skirt‘s frills.

[+] Dice rolls

Wendell

(wifwendell)

United States
Yellow Springs
Ohio

Si non potes reperire Berolini in tabula, ludens essetis non WIF.

Hey, get your stinking cursor off my face! I got nukes, you know.

"I said KILTS, you silly sassenachs! KILTS!"

[+] Dice rolls

Clive Cleland

(notclive)

Australia
Baulkham Hills
NSW

I supported because ...

my silence is not questioned, nor is my presence, and sometimes there's magic!

Summertime artillery was a hot, sordid affair. Sarge did his best to keep his squad comfortable, but the lads were young and easily distracted.

[+] Dice rolls

. .

(DeletedUser389997)

quinonoid wrote:

Many of the new recruits were unfamiliar with the basics of military life, including the concept of dress parades.

Last edited Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:45 am (Total Number of Edits: 1)
Posted Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:05 am
- QuickReply
- QuickQuote
- Reply
- Quote

[+] Dice rolls

Bob Long

(buseyhead)

United States
Woodbridge
Virginia

"We'll show those bloody pansy Germans who wears the skirts in this battle. Bloody German pansies, hey Ethel give me another shell"

[+] Dice rolls

Ben Delp

(delp1871)

United States
Franklin
Tennessee

quinonoid wrote:

RuPaul’s Frag Race

[+] Dice rolls

ian morris

(gamer72)

United Kingdom
Birmingham
West Mids

quinonoid wrote:

The Honeybuns Of Navarone

[+] Dice rolls

marc lecours

(rubberchicken)

Canada
ottawa
ontario

quinonoid wrote:

Montgomery's request for a dress rehearsal of the attack backfires!

[+] Dice rolls

Ron

(PzVIE)

Austria
Vienna

“It's all in the mind.” ― George Harrison

Devoted Follower of the Most Holy Church of the Evil Bob. Possessed and down the road to become chaotic, evil & naughty. All hail the Evil Bob and his Stargate.