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Get the stomach flu.

Yech.
 
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I thought you were going to suggest us to cut our hands off.
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Quote:
Get the stomach flu.



Are there any unspoken references to an asshole in this thread?
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hibikir wrote:
I thought you were going to suggest us to cut our hands off.


Cutting the first one off is easy. Cutting the second off is much trickier.
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Food poisoning or eating a box of laxatives will work as well
 
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Did you hear about the cannibal that was so upset by his dinner that he threw up his hands in disgust?

Oh, wait...this isn't the Halloween Groaners Geeklist. Never mind...

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I got an arthoscopy on my left knee last Tuesday afternoon. By Sunday morning, I had lost 10 pounds. Lying in bed, in pain, on Darvocet...food wasn't at the forefront of my mind.
 
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jeffwiles wrote:
hibikir wrote:
I thought you were going to suggest us to cut our hands off.


Cutting the first one off is easy. Cutting the second off is much trickier.


Both at the same time, in the billiard room, with a guillotine.
 
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I once while living in Brasil ate a Guava right off a tree....one week and 15 pounds later I decided to never do that again.
 
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Or...

Spread peanut butter on your love handles, take four Lunesta and spend the night in the attic.
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