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This is another in a series of wiener-related articles in which I'll lay out the truth about issues regarding my wiener. What is my wiener? It's the wiener attached to me, CapAp. And my wiener won't need citations or quotes or authority figures to back it up. You'll just know when you read it - it's my wiener.

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My wiener is awesome. It's big and long and I'm really good with it. Ladies (and dudes) across the planet have been wowed by my wiener, time and time again. In many third-world nations, my wiener is the subject of folk tales passed from generation to generation. And in most civilized countries, you can find at least one giant phallic monument dedicated to the memory of my wiener.

Some people like to front like they're not fans of my weiner. They're just jealous. At night, talking in their sleep, you can bet that their thoughts and conversation turn time and time again to, you guessed it, my weiner.

My weiner isn't for everyone. The weak-willed and obstinate among you might just not "get" my weiner yet. My weiner can be viewed as setting the bar for the next level of human evolution - and that's why it's my wiener.

Thanks for reading.
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You know, I've always really liked your avatars.

Never seen your wiener though. Glad that it makes you happy.
 
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Cappy.... I think you're overstating the awesomeness of your wiener.

My personal wiener has brought more smiles to my face than any other wiener that exists, has existed, or will exist. It's plain to see that in the wiener catagory, yours is hardly worthy of mention.

Now... can we please move on to something less uncomfortable?
 
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Sorry DW, I'm just telling the Truth. You might rank first in smiles, but I certainly rank tops in jaw-drops and gasps.
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CapAp wrote:
Sorry DW, I'm just telling the Truth. You might rank first in smiles, but I certainly rank tops in jaw-drops and gasps.


Okay Cap... but you know it's pretty common for people to compensate for their inferior "traits" by excessive braggidocio.... or as we say in Texas: "All hat, no cattle."

Couldn't you have just bought a Hummer?
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I get all the hummers I need, free of charge.
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A RED LIGHT FORUM HAT TRICK!!!





Religion, sex, and politics in one post!!

Cap shoots.... HE SCORES!!
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I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no CapAp's wiener.
Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' Please tell me the truth; is there a CapAp's wiener?
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Gialmere wrote:
Religion, sex, and politics in one post!![/size]

Cap shoots.... HE SCORES!!


I am aware that some have described my wiener as "a spiritual experience" or "the commander-in-chief", but I didn't mention those in the OP.[/q]
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I will now quote from DaVinci' Notebook

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way

(whistling)

(ad lib solo)

PE-E-NIS

(end ad lib solo)

Everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay
yummmm


(DaVinci's Notebook being an a cappela band)
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I submitted an image of my wiener, but it was rejected by GeekMod as being too large.

(The other comment was "Over Exposed.")
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cosine wrote:
You know, I've always really liked your avatars.

Never seen your wiener though. Glad that it makes you happy.



I'm glad his weiner is not his avatar!
 
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kuhrusty wrote:
I submitted an image of my wiener, but it was rejected by GeekMod as being too large.
We are eternally grateful to the GeekModders in question. How can I donate GG to them ?
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Hey Cap is it true they used your's as the model for El Grande?
 
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"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? "
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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back."

-Not Noel Coward
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Chrisgmay wrote:
cosine wrote:
You know, I've always really liked your avatars.

Never seen your wiener though. Glad that it makes you happy.



I'm glad his weiner is not his avatar!


Speaking of weiners and avatars, Chris, don't you think you're overcompensating just a bit?
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I had hoped no one would notice! blush
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Chrisgmay wrote:
I had hoped no one would notice! blush


Hey, buddy. Keep it in your pants!
 
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I'm sorry, but it is not possible to have a big 'wiener'.
A wiener is by definition small.
But look at the bright side, at least you always have a hand free.

You make a good point. How big would it have to be before it's actually big. Like if you saw a weiner for the first time, with no context or past experience, how big would it have to be before you classify it as something large?
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MrSkeletor wrote:
I'm sorry, but it is not possible to have a big 'wiener'.
A wiener is by definition small.

Well, that would explain one of the GeekMod comments: "that can't possibly be your wiener!"
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kuhrusty wrote:
MrSkeletor wrote:
I'm sorry, but it is not possible to have a big 'wiener'.
A wiener is by definition small.

Well, that would explain one of the GeekMod comments: "that can't possibly be your wiener!"


Well, the fact that the guy had four legs and a mane was my first clue.
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