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Agricola is one of the few man-made objects that can be seen from the International Space Station.

Agricola was awarded the Oscar for Best Actor in 2007, but modestly declined and gave the award to Forest Whitaker.

Agricola is better than ibuprofen, when used as directed.
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Agricola has three times as many testicles as Caylus.
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How would Mike Huckabee secure our nation's borders? One word: Agricola.
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Agricola is people.
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Agricola topped both Coke and Pepsi in a national taste test.

The kernel of the idea for Agricola came from a brief conservation between Rachel and Puck on season three of MTV's The Real World San Francisco.

Mel Gibson, originally slated to be the Agricola spokesman, was quietly removed from his duties after controversial statements he made about cows.

Agricola has surpassed goodtime sing-alongs and bath time as the most anticipated daily activity by those in U.S. elder care facilities.

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Fact: Drinking a lot of hot, black Agricola will help you sober up after drinking a lot of alcohol.

Fact: Drinking eight glasses of Agricola a day is good for your overall health and will prevent kidney stones.

Fact: Sitting in Agricola can have an effect on a man's ability to reproduce.

Fact: Pregnant women should avoid Agricola because its feces can cause birth defects.

Fact: Some people can be carriers of Agricola without ever appearing sick.

Fact: Too much Agricola can cause severe diarrhea, a particular danger for elderly people and small children.

Fact: You can catch Agricola by using a public restroom.

Fact: Putting Agricola on a burn will ease the pain.

Fact: Agricola continues to grow after death.
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If Agricola and Chuck Norris had a fight, Agricola would win.
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Why use corn for "bio-fuels" when you can use it it make Agricola!
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Agricolians have never lost a war.
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Do Not Taunt Agricola
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cferejohn wrote:
Do Not Taunt Agricola


it kicked my ass...

some of the bruises still haven't healed.

I'm serious.
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Al Gore invented Agricola.
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Inside Agricola's box lives a world of unicorns and dragons and faeries.
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Ask your doctor if Agricola is right for you. Use only as directed.

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Agricola dissolves teeth.
The next expansion will be diet Agricola.
After that the next expansion will be caffeine free Agricola.
Do not shake Agricola before opening.
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I don't know what they'll fight World War III with, but World War IV will be fought with Agricola.

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JaggedTech wrote:
Agricola dissolves teeth.
The next expansion will be diet Agricola.
After that the next expansion will be caffeine free Agricola.
Do not shake Agricola before opening.


It's only a matter of time before Uwe changes all the cards and makes New Agricola. Fans will protest, and after awhile Agricola Classic will be available again.
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Not being able to get or retain Agricola is now called AD ... Agricola Dysfunction ... it can be cured with Viagricola
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If you find yourself being choked--and you like it--it's probably Agricola.
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Agricola cures cancer

Agricola prevents prison rape

Agricola puts out forest fires

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"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear...
Agricoooooooollaaaaaaaaa!!!"
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The "Knights Who Say Agricola" preferred breakfast cereal is Lucky Charms. They tend to hide their Lucky Charms in nearby shrubs.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and Agricola, and I'm not sure about the former." - A. Einstein
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