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But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast!
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...but I eat the Raisin Bran that's made by Post.
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...but it's pumpernickle bread that I like the most.
 
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The sign at the International House of Pancakes said, "Breakfast served any time." So I ordered waffles during the Renaissance.
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CameronL wrote:
The sign at the International House of Pancakes said, "Breakfast served any time." So I ordered waffles during the Renaissance.


laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
 
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...but Jennifer Love-Hewitt can whisper to a ghost.
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monora... d'oh!
 
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I make and serve crepes, when I host
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. . .but the Grinch serves Whos, with the Beast-prepped roast.
 
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...F&%@ vegetarians; eat pot roast!
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...but my poems always scan, just like they're s'posed!
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CameronL wrote:
The sign at the International House of Pancakes said, "Breakfast served any time." So I ordered waffles during the Renaissance.


Cameron!! That doesn't even rhyme! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!
 
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And when I get my fill I'm chilly most
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CameronL wrote:
The sign at the International House of Pancakes said, "Breakfast served any time." So I ordered waffles during the Renaissance.


And it sounds suspiciously like Steven Wright's JOKE*.




*It sort of rhymes with "boast."
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Verkisto wrote:
CameronL wrote:
The sign at the International House of Pancakes said, "Breakfast served any time." So I ordered waffles during the Renaissance.


And it sounds suspiciously like Steven Wright's JOKE*.




*It sort of rhymes with "boast."


From Swingers:

WAITRESS
Are you ready to order?

MIKE
Coffee...
(points to Trent, who
nods)
Two coffees. It says "Breakfast Any
Time", right?

WAITRESS
That's right.

MIKE
I'll have "pancakes in the Age of
Enlightenment".

It goes over like a lead balloon.

WAITRESS
And you?

TRENT
I'll have the Blackbeard over easy.

WAITRESS
I'll be back with the coffee.

She takes the menus and goes.

TRENT
(genuinely)
Nice, baby.

MIKE
I should've said Renaissance, right?
It went over her head.

TRENT
Baby, you did fine.

MIKE
(disgusted with himself)
"Age of Enlightenment". S*#@. Like
some waitress in a Las Vegas coffee
shop is going to get an obscure French
philosophical reference. How
demeaning. I may as well have just
said "Let me jump your ignorant
bones."...

Good stuff! laugh

 
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I do not like green eggs and ham, even if it's served with toast!
 
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I was gonna add somethin' that rhymes
but I just forgot to post.
 
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And the IHOP, you should see the dollaz they grossed
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...then I skip out on the check, and I coast like a ghost.
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one of 16 Vestal Virgins
who were heading for the coast
 
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I could be wrong, but I think every damn one of you let the original joke....... mmmmmmmmmmmDROP!
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