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Dave Lartigue
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RECOMMENDATIONS, a one-act play

SCENE: A bookstore. WOMAN is browsing the shelves. She takes a book down and starts looking at the back cover. MAN peeks around a shelf, sees her looking at the book, and approaches her. He is holding three books under one arm.)

MAN: Oh, you shouldn't get that.

WOMAN: Pardon?

MAN: It's not very good.

WOMAN: Oh. Uhh, ok.

(MAN pulls a book off the shelf.)

MAN: This is better.

(WOMAN reluctantly takes the book from him and examines it.)

MAN: It's a much better book. I really recommend it instead.

WOMAN: Thanks. Uh...I'll think about it.

MAN: I'm getting these. (Shows her the books under his arm.)

WOMAN: I see. Look, I just...

(MAN reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper, which he offers to her.)

MAN: Here are other books I've read and how I feel about them, if you want to see.

WOMAN: That's not...I appreciate the help, but...

(MAN puts books down and unfolds the paper.)

MAN: I love this one right here. See? Four stars. I have a picture of me reading it, if you'd like to see that. (He reaches for a pocket.)

WOMAN: Hey, I have to go. (She starts walking off.)

MAN (after her): If you want I can call or email you every time I buy a book and let you know what it is! Hey, want to know my top ten Agatha Christie books?

(WOMAN runs off stage.)

MAN (quieter): Can I tell you what I want for Christmas?

(CLERK approaches a few seconds later from offstage.)

CLERK: Sir, we've talked about this. I'm afraid you have to leave.

MAN: What? I'm trying to be helpful! Trying to build a sense of community!

CLERK: Sir, you're upsetting the customers. I'm sorry, but you have to leave.

MAN: I don't understand. Amazon LOVES it when I do this.

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Jesse Miller
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Very Ivesian.


Coming from me that is the height of praise, don't get dizzy.
 
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Colleen
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Bravo! Loved this one!!!
 
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My only quibble is that you didn't include a dramatis personae at the front, and so I had trouble keeping track of all those characters and their relationships!
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