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This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/
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colleens wrote:
This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/


Woah, hey, scrib do you have one of these?
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colleens wrote:
This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/


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Thunderwear is still the "Speed Draw Champion" of Concealed holsters, with it's patented "3 Layer Moisture Barrier" not just one layer to protect your firearm! Patented support construction for that "All Day-Every day fit"


Apparently, with its patented moisure barrier, it can also replace your Depends.
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puckhead wrote:
colleens wrote:
This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/


Thunderwear wrote:
Thunderwear is still the "Speed Draw Champion" of Concealed holsters, with it's patented "3 Layer Moisture Barrier" not just one layer to protect your firearm! Patented support construction for that "All Day-Every day fit"


Apparently, with its patented moisure barrier, it can also replace your Depends.


Someone alert the NASA astronaut corps! No more embarrassing diapers on long cross country trips to take out a rival!
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vandemonium wrote:
colleens wrote:
This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/


Woah, hey, scrib do you have one of these?



Man, I didn't know such an accessory was available to ordinary legally armed citizens such as myself. I figured one would probably have to have a double-0 or at least a Class 3 License for that deep of concealment. Last night I found a brand new Glock 17L (for long slide) at a gun store. (I'm trying to figure out what I can give up for awhile in order to afford it.) I wonder if Thunderwear will accomodate a weapon that is 8.85" long.


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colleens wrote:
This guy's got some serious thunderwear

http://www.thunderwear.com/



I inheirited some guns and a lot of gun accessories from my dad. I'm sure he would have had a Thunderwear holster had he known they existed.

That said, there are a lot of good straight lines in the specifics of the Thunderwear article.


"The weapon is worn in the front, on the centerline. ... When you sit down, the weapon fits down comfortably between your legs."

Except the muzzle is pointed right up your own ass.

"Be as active as you want. You'll never have to adjust your holster."

Having sex is "as active as" I want to be these days. I suspect adjusting the holster is required for that.

"Baby, your c*ck so hard...and square...and kinda L-shaped."
"Uh...That's not my c*ck, that's my Glock ."



"We will manufacture the Holster for a right or left handed shooter."

Do I need to say anything here?


"Strap size does not matter..."

Or here?

"The back pocket can accommodate cash, badge, handcuffs or use your own imagination."


Since I'm not in law enforcement I don't have a badge but cash, handcuffs, a lubricant, condoms, small vibrator maybe some breath mints...I don't know. My imagination ain't what it used to be.

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