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Dave Lartigue
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I'm sorting legos, and there is a MEGA BLOK in this bin.

Nobody is to leave until I have an explanation of how this happened.
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You own MEGA BLOKS?

I'm afraid you'll have to turn in your username.
 
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GAH! ANOTHER ONE!

This is why we need Giuliani!
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Oh the conspiracy theorists are going to have a heyday with this one.
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I thought they were LEGO BRAND BUILDING BLOCKS (tm) (c) (whathaveyou)....

And "Megablokmancer" doesn't have the same sort of ring to it.
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Dave back away from the Mega Blocks. Leave the house. According to the State Department there has been an increase of smuggling of such items from certain foreign lands. They're not plastic, but plastique. Whatever you do, do not cut the red wire. I repeat, do not cut the red wire.
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OMG DAVE HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
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And so the Megablok's mission of infiltrating behind enemy lines and using clever camouflage, in this case pretending to look like Lego blocks from a long way away, was a tremendous sucess.

Gentlemen, initiate phase 2 of the plan. We must build a house out of Megabloks and place it within Dave's collection. He'll never know what hit him.
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Everyone knows that MEGA BLOKS are more 'green' than Legos. Mega bloks are made from pure, hyper-compressed corn cast-offs. (Corn cast-offs are all the little-bitty things that fall off of corn from the time of picking to the time of eating).

Legos are plastic and that comes from OIL

That's right, planet killing, ocean-raising, heat-producing, Ozone-birthing, Hummer-pushing, $100 a barrel OIL

So buy MEGA BLOKS, spread some butter on them, sprinkle with salt, sit back and enjoy.

I SAID ENJOY!!!!!
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Conclusive proof that none other than Aldie his own self replaced the Lego with a Mega Blok. You can clearly see the blok in his hand. Nice try covering for Aldie Dex. Sadly with security camera's everywhere these days there is no place to hide.

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I safely removed the infidel pieces:



and stored them in a container that no one would be foolish enough to open:



We've traced the source of the contamination to some legos purchased at a tag sale last year. That's an explanation, people, but it's not an excuse. Tag sales are NOTORIOUS for this kind of threat. WE CANNOT LET OUR GUARD DOWN.

This time it was only two pieces. I shudder at what might have been.
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LEGOMANCER IN '08

Who Else Can Protect Us?
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Verkisto wrote:
LEGOMANCER IN '08

Who Else Can Protect Us?


From nasty Megabloks, at least.
 
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MGBM wrote:
Verkisto wrote:
LEGOMANCER IN '08

Who Else Can Protect Us?


From nasty Megabloks, at least.
re you parodying/downplaying the true threat of Megablocks mingling with "real" Legos?

your sarcasm aids and abets the enemy, sir.

I've got my eye on you.
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reapersaurus wrote:
MGBM wrote:
Verkisto wrote:
LEGOMANCER IN '08

Who Else Can Protect Us?


From nasty Megabloks, at least.
re you parodying/downplaying the true threat of Megablocks mingling with "real" Legos?

your sarcasm aids and abets the enemy, sir.

I've got my eye on you.


The war has begun.

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MGBM? MeGaBloksMancer?
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Legomancer wrote:
I'm sorting legos, and there is a MEGA BLOK in this bin.

Nobody is to leave until I have an explanation of how this happened.


The funniest thing is that people think you're joking.

They just don't know!

I bought 20 # of LEGO from some lady on ebay. I get it and start sorting. Fully HALF of it is Megabloks. WTF?! I demended she refund 50% of my payment. We finally settled at around 40%.
 
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I misplaced some of my megablocks, has anyone seen them?
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I found some TYCO bricks amongst my LEGO. They are safely quarantined now.

Thank goodness I've never had an outbreak of MEGOBLOCKS!
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Legomancer wrote:
GAH! ANOTHER ONE!

This is why we need Giuliani!


lmao
 
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Legomancer wrote:
I safely removed the infidel pieces:


Does your wife know you're using the good tongs for this?
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Gola wrote:
Does your wife know you're using the good tongs for this?


They're not the good tongs anymore, are they?

Valentine's Day is coming up. I'll get her a new set as a present. She's worth it!
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Legomancer wrote:
Gola wrote:
Does your wife know you're using the good tongs for this?


They're not the good tongs anymore, are they?

Valentine's Day is coming up. I'll get her a new set as a present. She's worth it!


When giving kitchen utensils, you can never go wrong with whisks.

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