the difference between a "crowd" and a "mob" is one push
Dave back away from the Mega Blocks. Leave the house. According to the State Department there has been an increase of smuggling of such items from certain foreign lands. They're not plastic, but plastique. Whatever you do, do not cut the red wire. I repeat, do not cut the red wire.
Everyone knows that MEGA BLOKS are more 'green' than Legos. Mega bloks are made from pure, hyper-compressed corn cast-offs. (Corn cast-offs are all the little-bitty things that fall off of corn from the time of picking to the time of eating).
*Caught in the Act* Conclusive proof that none other than Aldie his own self replaced the Lego with a Mega Blok. You can clearly see the blok in his hand. Nice try covering for Aldie Dex. Sadly with security camera's everywhere these days there is no place to hide.
and stored them in a container that no one would be foolish enough to open:
We've traced the source of the contamination to some legos purchased at a tag sale last year. That's an explanation, people, but it's not an excuse. Tag sales are NOTORIOUS for this kind of threat. WE CANNOT LET OUR GUARD DOWN.
This time it was only two pieces. I shudder at what might have been.
Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But God does not take away life; instead, he devises ways so that a banished person may not remain estranged from him. 2 Sam 14:14
I'm sorting legos, and there is a MEGA BLOK in this bin.
Nobody is to leave until I have an explanation of how this happened.
The funniest thing is that people think you're joking.
They just don't know!
I bought 20 # of LEGO from some lady on ebay. I get it and start sorting. Fully HALF of it is Megabloks. WTF?! I demended she refund 50% of my payment. We finally settled at around 40%.
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