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Ethics Panel Says Craig Acted Improperly
Even better than the story is the end of the first line:
The Senate Ethics Committee said Wednesday that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig acted improperly in connection with a men's room sex sting last year and had brought discredit on the Senate.
Yeah, 'cause, you know, the Senate ... is, you know, ENTIRELY CREDIBLE.