Yes, I spend Geek Gold on useless things like this.
Gloria: [to Robot] I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster.
This morning when I woke I found that the guys there had checked and found out that UPS ground will deliver to my location in only one day
I happen to work for said delivery company. You would be amazed at how many people order things 2nd day or 3 day when it will be there in one day. I've even delivered things going across the street with overnight shipping!!! Sometimes I think people just do it to waste money.