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Hopefully becoming a restaurant owner soon! Peter Melanson
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When someone asks you at work "I'm going to wendy's do you want anything?" DON'T JOKE about the baconator...

I jokingly said "Get me a baconator with four orders of bacon". I went to do a couple of things and I get back to my desk, there's a wendy's bag and pop. Oh oh.

I open the bag, there are the fries. Then I lift the burger. I think I threw out my back.

I opened it up, and yes there were TWENTY FOUR slices of bacon on it.

It tasted HEAVENLY.

But then the afternoon hit.

My body went on strike.

I came home for supper, and am STILL full.

Lesson learned, don't order baconators with extra bacon.

**edit**

I can just imagine what the clerk behind the counter must have thought when he walked up and said "One baconator combo with four times the bacon"
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Tread lightly: this is very important... Are you suggesting it's possible to have too much bacon?
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Your username 'Peter "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger " Melanson' should now be 'Peter "Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon " Melanson'.
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MGBM wrote:
Your username 'Peter "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger " Melanson' should now be 'Peter "Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon " Melanson'.


Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon wonderful bacon! Wonderful bacon!
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Hobbespm wrote:
I get back to my desk

You have a desk at a fire station? I mean, I suppose it makes sense, but I never thought about it before.
 
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It is because of things like this that Chit Chat is where it's at!
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logopolys wrote:
Hobbespm wrote:
I get back to my desk

You have a desk at a fire station? I mean, I suppose it makes sense, but I never thought about it before.


I'm a volunteer firefighter, not a full time one.

I do have a desk job. I do help(less)desk support.
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Koldfoot wrote:
With God as my witness: I am just sitting down at work to have my supper, which is.... a Baconator. MMMMMM.


Does it have 24 slices? If not, then you are an amateur!
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MGBM wrote:
Your username 'Peter "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger " Melanson' should now be 'Peter "Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon " Melanson'.


Done
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Maksimov wrote:
Now, all you have to do is update your avatar to fit your new username. shake

Nah, I like the fact that his avatar is working off the calories from all that Bacon.
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I'm not a health nut by any means, so I'm not being judgemental. Trust me, I love bacon as much as the next man. I tried to be a vegetarian once, but bacon wouldn't let me go.

But I can't help picturing your heart wrapped in bacon and, as you exercise, bacon grease is seeping from your pores.
 
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Oh, Oh, Oh I know!!! I wish I could make Gifs!

Wouldn't it only take a couple color changes to turn that Badger into a BACON BADGER!??!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hobbespm wrote:
MGBM wrote:
Your username 'Peter "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger " Melanson' should now be 'Peter "Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon " Melanson'.


Done


There is only 12 Bacon in your name... shouldn't there be 24?
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